chapter 1.1

Ultimate Hobo Challenge: Chapter 1.1 : 

Ultimate Hobo Challenge: Chapter 1.1

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Hi guys! As you can see, I have Sims 3, and I decided to do a challenge for it, so… welcome to my Ultimate Hobo Challenge, or UHC for short. Just as a forewarning, this is story is going to be told from the sims point of view, because I like to write that way. The rules for the challenge can be found here. Anyway, on with the show! After you see my simself pull a funny face, that is. Dramatic chest hold, GO!

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I guess you want to know who I am, don’t you. My name is Jolene Parsons, and I’m homeless, the closest thing I have to a home is this little park. I don’t mind it really, it’s a good fishing spot for an angler like me, and it’s outdoors, which, I love. I admit, I have my own little flaws, I suffer from Kleptomania, so I occasionally get the urge to steal something, and well… I’m a moocher, always have been, always will be, my only really outstanding feature is my love of vegetables, my ma, before she died, that is, said I was an easy to look after child because all I ate was vegetables, which where nice and easy for us to afford.

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My one, if only, guilty pleasure about this place is the fish. The pond in this place is amazing. Even if all I can catch is small fry anchovies. I plan on catching enough fish to sell, and maybe eventually getting enough money to get my own place, even if it is just a small little shack in the middle of the woods, I’d just like to have a roof over my head.

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I also like to just stand by the pond and admire the scenery. I may be homeless, but I can still admire the beautiful vista of this small and intimate little park in the middle of Sunset Valley. The whole town had an overall cozy feel to it. But I had only just arrived here, after going from city to city, and always receiving judgment for my current state. I’ve been called a ugly hobo many times, and though it is a childish insult, it still hurt me.

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Another thing I wanted to do was start a garden in the little group of trees in the park, so no-one will see them, I will need a source of food, and money, if I want to survive, so I walked down to the local grocery store, EverFresh Delights, and bought my self some seeds, and a snack, of course. That left me with a very small amount of money. But of course, it started again, I knew it, I could remember that feeling. So I looked behind me, and, once again, this woman, who did not even know me, was giving me the evils. I hate that, she just looks at me, and assumes that I’m gonna mug her the next chance I get. I hate this. I wish they would stop judging me by my outward appearance, but that’s not gonna happen, is it.

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Around this time, I started to need the toilet, so I head to the nearby central park, which, as I found out, had a toilet. And when, I had finished, I headed towards the sink, and I noticed that someone had left their lipstick on the side of the sink, I just thought to my self, hey, finders keepers, and put it on, and I looked, and felt, good. And I looked to the future. And I felt optimistic. I did.

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When I wondered out of the toilet block, I noticed something on the floor, and went over to check it out, I couldn’t believe my luck, a perfectly cooked hotdog, just laying there! I snapped it up and proceeded to a nearby table to begin eating it. When suddenly, I got that feeling again. Someone was giving me the evils…

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OmNomNomNomNomNom!

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“Oi! You!” “What?” Was my startled reply. “You ate my meaty hotdog!! My poor, poor meat filled hotdog.” With that, he began to cry, and to which, I came back, “Meat-filled hotdog?” He nodded through tears. “Uh oh…”

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I was surprised I even made it to the toilet in time.

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When I had recovered from my vomiting fit, I went back to the man, who’s name I later learnt to be was Roland, and went up to him, for, though I would rather not say it, a bit of mooching. He gave me 16 simoleans… Then I heard some calls coming from another side of the park. “Hey you! Yeah you! The awesome girl who just puked from eating the meat hotdog, come over ‘ere!” So I said goodbye and head to the voice.

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“I like you.” She said. “Umm, thanks?” Was my confused reply. “My name’s Morgana, what’s yours, may I ask?” “My name is Jolene, Jolene Parsons.” “Well JoJo, it’s good to meet you. I liked how you dealt with that guy, completely turning the situation around and getting yourself something out of it as well.” She giggled, reminding me slightly of a teenage girl. We talked for a good while, and became good friends over the course of a few hours.

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Both: Person Person Plus.

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It was getting late, and I was getting tired and starting to smell slightly, so I left Morgana with a hug, and ran to the local gym, as I knew they had a shower, which, I desperately needed at that moment in time, and when I got into the shower, I indulged in one of my bad habits… singing. You may see me on the corner of the streets, Standin’ with a cup in my hand, holdin’ outta sign, Sayin’ that I’m homeless, I’m homeless, girl I’m homeless, And I’m beggin’, I’m beggin’ (Song is Homeless by Charlie Wilson)

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It was getting late now, and I was getting tired, so I went to the mirror to gussy up, just to make me feel a little bit better about myself, then I proceeded to the mirror and sink to brush my teeth. I liked the fresh minty feel on my teeth.

OUTTAKES :D : 

OUTTAKES :D Ants can steal your lunch, just a warning to y’all.