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Slide 1:It has been said...
Slide 2:A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Slide 3:When everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane !
Slide 4:Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Slide 5:Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the weekend
Slide 6:People who live in glass houses should turn off the light before changing their clothes.
Slide 7:Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, even if you criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Slide 8:You don’t always get what you want in life, sometimes you get something better.
Slide 9:"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
Slide 10:"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Slide 11:"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Slide 12:"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
Slide 13:"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
Slide 14:"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
Slide 15:"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
Slide 16:"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "