Slide2:
Arguing with your
Boss is like
wrestling with
a pig in mud.
After a while you
realize that while
you are getting
dirty, the pig is
actually
enjoying it.
Slide3:
Help a
man when
he is
in trouble
and he
will remember
you when he is
in trouble again.
Slide4:
Behind every
successful
man, is
a surprised
mother-in-law.
Slide5:
Whoever said
money can't buy
happiness,
didn't know
where to shop.
Slide6:
Alcohol doesn't
solve any
problems,
but then
again,
neither
does milk.
Slide7:
Most people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them!!
Slide8:
You're not a
complete idiot,
there're still
some parts
missing!
Slide9:
Forgive your
enemies but
remember their
Names