logging in or signing up Dogisms stugacz Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 183 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: July 18, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description A look at dogs from a completely new perspective! Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: About dogs and people… Slide 2: If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers Slide 3: ?????? The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Slide 4: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Slide 5: There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams Slide 6: Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers Slide 7: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.. - Rita Rudner Slide 8: Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery Store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the Greatest hunters on earth!. - Anne Tyler Slide 9: Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones Slide 10: If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, And very, very few persons. - James Thurber Slide 11: My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That’s almost $21 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein Slide 12: If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. - Unknown Slide 13: My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. Slide 14: Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of Pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud Slide 15: Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Slide 16: The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous Slide 17: Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Dogisms stugacz Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 183 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: July 18, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description A look at dogs from a completely new perspective! Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: About dogs and people… Slide 2: If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers Slide 3: ?????? The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Slide 4: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Slide 5: There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams Slide 6: Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers Slide 7: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.. - Rita Rudner Slide 8: Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery Store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the Greatest hunters on earth!. - Anne Tyler Slide 9: Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones Slide 10: If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, And very, very few persons. - James Thurber Slide 11: My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That’s almost $21 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein Slide 12: If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. - Unknown Slide 13: My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. Slide 14: Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of Pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud Slide 15: Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Slide 16: The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous Slide 17: Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein