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Slide 1:About dogs and people…
Slide 2:If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
Slide 3:?????? The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
Slide 4:If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
Slide 5:There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
Slide 6:Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Slide 7:I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..
- Rita Rudner
Slide 8:Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery
Store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the
Greatest hunters on earth!.
- Anne Tyler
Slide 9:Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Slide 10:If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
And very, very few persons.
- James Thurber
Slide 11:My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.
That’s almost $21 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
Slide 12:If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
- Unknown
Slide 13:My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Slide 14:Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of
Pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
Slide 15:Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
Slide 16:The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous
Slide 17:Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein