Tour 2009

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Ah.....home sweet home

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Intimidated by the fitness of the departing tourists,

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We embark on a rigorous fitness regime

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Very rigorous in fact

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That’s better Hmmmmm... Oh dear....

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But no one wants to play with Sam, who had turned to the Dark Side by sleeping in the Officers’ Quarters

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Late arrivals...... “where’s the bog and beer....in that order?”

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Specially adapted for Deno

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Our two new tourists look thrilled with the organisation

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Sod off, it’s my beer Ooooh, somebody’s tired

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Ian calls for order and proceedings get under way

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Official handing over of the Tour Shower Gel

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And the Tour Shirts

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Followed by a pep talk from “seagull” Alan, who inspired us all by........

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Walking over hot coals

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And so to cricket, which didn’t quite go to plan... Was it the skippers’ dodgy deal before hand?

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With promises of favours later on.....

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Or that Trev didn’t know which way to face? Where’s the friggin’ track? It does if you run!!

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Tony tried........ Rod tried........

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Sam tried.... (he edged this one!!) Shutts tried..and got a 50. Howzat!!!

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Even Alan tried So did Deno... Where’s the track?

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The management were not happy

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There are too many overseas players in the game

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Talking of which.......

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Another ‘Late on Tour’ arrives from the Southern Hemisphere

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Greeted in true English style by Trev

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After heavy defeat, there were going to be changes.

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The selectors called an emergency meeting There were to be changes

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OUT OUT There was finger pointing... OUT

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But eventually a team was selected

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Crack fielding kept the score to a chasable total

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Another 50 from TC as we chase a gettable score....

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2 required with 2 wickets standing.... 2 required with one wicket standing....surely we can do it...

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Shit.....

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But then more bad news......Deno is investigated for an illegal action Further evidence is provided....

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Another meeting of the selection committee

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Answers were looked for..... But no one blamed

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A new fitness regime was introduced

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We even formed a choir....

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The selectors gave much thought

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And decided to call for reinforcements

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Encouraged from the boundary

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Sam found his form Gordy ducked and dived Webby played and missed

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Trev showed his appreciation to the supporters

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And Nice Dean demonstrated how close we were to a victory... How many 50’s did I get boys?

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Something had to be salvaged from the tour, something remarkable, a club record of some sort......

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The meeting went on well into the night.

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Several phases of the moon passed...... Some fell asleep

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The log....... Last year Ian ran over it...

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9 of us stood on it!! 9 of us stood on it... A world record in Nuthurst

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And so to Bognor, to face the Gladiatorial opposition from Aldwick

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And Deno’s nemesis

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A walk on the pier Where we met lots of rods

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David v Goliath and Jonesy spots Goliath Ffwcio!

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But a tight bowling display....

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Followed by resolute batting...... Ensured us a draw with pride

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How we cheered!!

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I thought they were here to play cricket, not drink But not everyone was happy

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And so, time to go home....

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You have been watching (Accompanied by the noisy hut snoring choir)

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Nice Dene Greg

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Alan Dunc

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Deno Gordy Jonesy Tony

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Roy Sam Shutts

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Webby Rod Steve

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Ian

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Mark

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Thanks to Greg, Rod and Dene for their vocal contribution!!

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The end

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See You Next Tour