logging in or signing up How to make cookies. spiriteater Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 346 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: July 02, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description This video was actually requested. This is not your traditional way of making cookies. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript How to makeCOOKIES : How to makeCOOKIES The Mama Says way STEP 1 : STEP 1 OK children…mama has a special way to make cookies. Its fast and easy. Step 1….get in your car! Step 2 : Step 2 After speeding down the road (75 mph in a 25 mph zone..cause that’s how mama does it)…get out of your car and walk into Wal Mart. *Quick Note* : *Quick Note* OK…this is a test from mama. Whenever I go into wal mart thos bums at the door treat me like a cheap hooker. NOT IN MAH BOOK! So when those low lives ask you “come with me ill make it worth your while”…BITCH PULL OUT THE PEPPER SPRAY! Step 3 : Step 3 After your game of “spray the bum”…enter the wonderful wal mart and proceed to get a cart. (cart will be explained in step 4) Step 4 : Step 4 When ya go into ya always buy more than you said you would..so after grabbing everything you “need” off the shelves…get your ass to the cookie aisle and get those soft chocolate chip cookies that you know mama loves. Step 5 : Step 5 After you do that…go to the clerk lady (w/e you wanna call the bitch)…yell at her that she’s a horrible worker and is gonna end up doin “favors” for crack…get back in your car and instead of 75 mph go the extra 25 (meaning 100 mph in a 25 mph zone) Step 6 : Step 6 Oh no…you remember those annoying people from church are comin over and you have nothing for them,, uh HELLO this is about makin cookies mama style. We’re already ready. Just go get cleaned…throw your other shit in the closet! Step 7 : Step 7 OH lordy may…those dippys are here. Heres the final step in making cookies children. Open the package ya got from wal mart..shove em on a pan (neatly of course, image is everything) and if they ask why they’re cold…just say “I made em a couple hours ago…they cooled off” *Remember* : *Remember* This may not work for people who cant comprehend simple things. So if you cant figure out that 2 + 2 = 87…..you may not want to do this. BYE CHILDREN : BYE CHILDREN This has been a Mama Says production (SUBSCRIBE TO MAMA) You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
How to make cookies. spiriteater Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 346 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: July 02, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description This video was actually requested. This is not your traditional way of making cookies. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript How to makeCOOKIES : How to makeCOOKIES The Mama Says way STEP 1 : STEP 1 OK children…mama has a special way to make cookies. Its fast and easy. Step 1….get in your car! Step 2 : Step 2 After speeding down the road (75 mph in a 25 mph zone..cause that’s how mama does it)…get out of your car and walk into Wal Mart. *Quick Note* : *Quick Note* OK…this is a test from mama. Whenever I go into wal mart thos bums at the door treat me like a cheap hooker. NOT IN MAH BOOK! So when those low lives ask you “come with me ill make it worth your while”…BITCH PULL OUT THE PEPPER SPRAY! Step 3 : Step 3 After your game of “spray the bum”…enter the wonderful wal mart and proceed to get a cart. (cart will be explained in step 4) Step 4 : Step 4 When ya go into ya always buy more than you said you would..so after grabbing everything you “need” off the shelves…get your ass to the cookie aisle and get those soft chocolate chip cookies that you know mama loves. Step 5 : Step 5 After you do that…go to the clerk lady (w/e you wanna call the bitch)…yell at her that she’s a horrible worker and is gonna end up doin “favors” for crack…get back in your car and instead of 75 mph go the extra 25 (meaning 100 mph in a 25 mph zone) Step 6 : Step 6 Oh no…you remember those annoying people from church are comin over and you have nothing for them,, uh HELLO this is about makin cookies mama style. We’re already ready. Just go get cleaned…throw your other shit in the closet! Step 7 : Step 7 OH lordy may…those dippys are here. Heres the final step in making cookies children. Open the package ya got from wal mart..shove em on a pan (neatly of course, image is everything) and if they ask why they’re cold…just say “I made em a couple hours ago…they cooled off” *Remember* : *Remember* This may not work for people who cant comprehend simple things. So if you cant figure out that 2 + 2 = 87…..you may not want to do this. BYE CHILDREN : BYE CHILDREN This has been a Mama Says production (SUBSCRIBE TO MAMA)