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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? :

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas.

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho :

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research , 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ................. :

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ................. A - The other 9 fish are crying

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? :

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? :

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? :

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widow

What are the three versions of JAVA software? :

What are the three versions of JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? :

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? :

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? Sports Quota

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? :

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? :

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? Hasi na.

What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....? :

What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....? Push pa.

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? :

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

Shahrukh khan ka plural? :

Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI Bank Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

What will you call a person who is departing from India? :

What will you call a person who is departing from India? Hindustan Lever

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? :

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Aamir Khan

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? :

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga? :

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga? soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

What is the Center of Gravity? :

What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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