logging in or signing up Funny Jokes sishian Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 594 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: January 06, 2010 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 1 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho : Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho Very simple …… ...... By Mistake !!!! In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. : In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. A - The other 9 fish are crying Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? : Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? : Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? : One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? : 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widow What are the three versions of JAVA software? : What are the three versions of JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? : Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? : Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? Sports Quota Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? : Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? : What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? Hasi na. Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? : Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!! Shahrukh khan ka plural? : Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI Bank Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa! What will you call a person who is departing from India? : What will you call a person who is departing from India? Hindustan Lever Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? : Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Aamir Khan Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? : Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar Singh What is the Center of Gravity? : What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity. You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Funny Jokes sishian Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 594 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: January 06, 2010 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 1 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho : Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho Very simple …… ...... By Mistake !!!! In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. : In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. A - The other 9 fish are crying Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? : Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? : Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? : One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? : 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widow What are the three versions of JAVA software? : What are the three versions of JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? : Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? : Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? Sports Quota Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? : Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? : What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? Hasi na. Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? : Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!! Shahrukh khan ka plural? : Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI Bank Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa! What will you call a person who is departing from India? : What will you call a person who is departing from India? Hindustan Lever Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? : Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Aamir Khan Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? : Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar Singh What is the Center of Gravity? : What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.