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Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho : 

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho Very simple …… ...... By Mistake !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. : 

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. A - The other 9 fish are crying

Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? : 

Kalidas ka ek bhai shoes banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas.

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? : 

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? : 

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? : 

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widow

What are the three versions of JAVA software? : 

What are the three versions of JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? : 

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? : 

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? Sports Quota

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? : 

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? : 

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? Hasi na.

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? : 

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

Shahrukh khan ka plural? : 

Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI Bank Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

What will you call a person who is departing from India? : 

What will you call a person who is departing from India? Hindustan Lever

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? : 

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Aamir Khan

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? : 

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar Singh

What is the Center of Gravity? : 

What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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