It has been said....

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It has been said...

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

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When everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane !

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Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the weekend

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People who live in glass houses should turn off the light before changing their clothes.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, even if you criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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You don’t always get what you want in life, sometimes you get something better.

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"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."

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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

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"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."

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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."

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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

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"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

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"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "