Florida's Quick Weight loss

Brochure for the Florida quick weight loss system: 

Brochure for the Florida quick weight loss system

Thank you for your interest in the quick weight loss system in Florida : 

Thank you for your interest in the quick weight loss system in Florida This is absolutely the fastest way to take off inches. It is all natural and very simple. All you need to do is go swimming in our beautiful lakes, rivers, and springs

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The wildlife that we have will gladly take off those pesky extra inches You get to lose inches and feed the wildlife all at the same time.

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We have a variety of options. For those who only have just want to lose somewhere around 5 lbs, we have the little juveniles gators. (We’ll just call them weight adjusters) This size requires very few stitches after, so recovery time should be very minor

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For those of you who have 5-15 lbs, we suggest some moderate size weight adjuster Granted you will need more stitches and possibly a trip the emergency room, but isn’t it worth it to drop 15 pounds instantaneously? After all no pain no gain, or in this case no pain no loss

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For those who want to lose more than 15 pounds we do have the 10-12 foot weight adjusters This is a riskier way and may require a blood transfusion afterwards and with these there is a larger risk for scarring , loss of major organ(s), loss of limb(s) and/or other permanent injury However, with these there is a larger risk for scarring , loss of major organ(s) or limb(s) and permanent injury

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So come to our Florida lakes and rivers – swimming is great exercise - it’s a beautiful place to swim – and the gators – I mean – weight adjusters - would love to greet you. See he is smiling at you. He doesn’t judge. To him you are just a tasty treat

Disclaimer: 

Disclaimer Please be advised that swimming with any wildlife always poses risk of injury, even with the smallest of the weight adjusters, as their minimal injury could bring larger weight adjusters ** You will need to sign a waiver that you assume all risk of participating in this system which may include but is not limited to permanent scarring, loss of limb, loss of major organs, and perhaps death. We promise it to be fast - not necessarily safe.

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Now who wants to go swimming in Florida?  The all natural and organic weight adjuster below is waiting for you

Welcome to the Sunshyne State  : 

Welcome to the Sunshyne State  * No wildlife (weight adjuster) was hurt in the making of this brochure *All wildlife photos were taken at Wakulla Springs State Park

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After reading the disclaimer I bought these books instead