Ya Mum Jokes 3

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a collection of ya mum's best jokes

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Ya Mum Jokes* : 

Ya Mum Jokes* An Acdragon22 and Smottee production *Acdragon22 and Smottee cannot be held responsible for any offence taken to mums. Copyright 2008.

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Y Ya mum’s so dumb that she sits on the T.V and watches the couch!

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Your mum’s so dumb, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!

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Your mum’s so fat, that when she went to Jenny Craig, all she lost was her money!

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Your mum’s so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Jenny Craig is the door!

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Your mum’s so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!

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Y Your mum’s so fat, the bakery called and asked for their rolls back!

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Your mum’s so dumb she bought a video on how to fix her V.CR!

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Your mum’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

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Your mum’s so stupid she got locked in grocery store and starved to death!

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Ya mum is so fat that when she was born her mum said “What a treasure” and her dad said “yes, let go bury it!”

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Your mum’s so old that her birth certificate is expired!

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Ya mum’s so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

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Your mums so fat her pant size is ‘lose some weight!’

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! Your mum is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!

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Your mum’s so dumb, she tried to sort m&ms into alphabetical order!

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Ya mum’s so dumb, when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred around home, she moved!

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Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a banana factory, she threw out the bent ones

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Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a m&m factory, she threw away the w’s!

Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! : 

Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! Y

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Your mum’s so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway!

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Ya mum’s so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We are family!”

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Your mum’s so fat, when God created Light, she had to step aside!

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Ya mum’s so old, she sat next to Jesus In the third grade!

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Your mum’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

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Ya mum’s so fat, even God couldn’t life her spirits!

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Ya mum’s so fat she rents shade!

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And you know the best joke in the world? Your mum!

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Your mum’s so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!

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Your mum’s so fat, I spotted her in hiding go seek-behind Mount Everest!

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Credits PowerPoint thanks to Acdragon22 Jokes thanks to Acdragon22 and Smottee Inspiration thanks to your mum If you have any troubles, please call customer support on 1800-kiss-my-ass BY ACDRAGON22 AND SMOTTEE