logging in or signing up Ya Mum Jokes 3 samookie Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 230 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 17, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description a collection of ya mum's best jokes Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Ya Mum Jokes* : Ya Mum Jokes* An Acdragon22 and Smottee production *Acdragon22 and Smottee cannot be held responsible for any offence taken to mums. Copyright 2008. Y : Y Ya mum’s so dumb that she sits on the T.V and watches the couch! Slide 3: Your mum’s so dumb, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes! Slide 4: Your mum’s so fat, that when she went to Jenny Craig, all she lost was her money! Slide 5: Your mum’s so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Jenny Craig is the door! Slide 6: Your mum’s so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind! Y : Y Your mum’s so fat, the bakery called and asked for their rolls back! Slide 8: Your mum’s so dumb she bought a video on how to fix her V.CR! Slide 9: Your mum’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! Slide 10: Your mum’s so stupid she got locked in grocery store and starved to death! Slide 11: Ya mum is so fat that when she was born her mum said “What a treasure” and her dad said “yes, let go bury it!” Slide 12: Your mum’s so old that her birth certificate is expired! Slide 13: Ya mum’s so old that when I told her to act her age, she died! Slide 14: Your mums so fat her pant size is ‘lose some weight!’ ! : ! Your mum is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family! Slide 16: Your mum’s so dumb, she tried to sort m&ms into alphabetical order! Slide 17: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred around home, she moved! Slide 18: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a banana factory, she threw out the bent ones Slide 19: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a m&m factory, she threw away the w’s! Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! : Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! Y Slide 21: Your mum’s so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway! Slide 22: Ya mum’s so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We are family!” Slide 23: Your mum’s so fat, when God created Light, she had to step aside! Slide 24: Ya mum’s so old, she sat next to Jesus In the third grade! Slide 25: Your mum’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Slide 26: Ya mum’s so fat, even God couldn’t life her spirits! Slide 27: Ya mum’s so fat she rents shade! Slide 28: And you know the best joke in the world? Your mum! Slide 29: Your mum’s so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon! Slide 30: Your mum’s so fat, I spotted her in hiding go seek-behind Mount Everest! Credits : Credits PowerPoint thanks to Acdragon22 Jokes thanks to Acdragon22 and Smottee Inspiration thanks to your mum If you have any troubles, please call customer support on 1800-kiss-my-ass BY ACDRAGON22 AND SMOTTEE You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Ya Mum Jokes 3 samookie Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 230 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 17, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description a collection of ya mum's best jokes Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Ya Mum Jokes* : Ya Mum Jokes* An Acdragon22 and Smottee production *Acdragon22 and Smottee cannot be held responsible for any offence taken to mums. Copyright 2008. Y : Y Ya mum’s so dumb that she sits on the T.V and watches the couch! Slide 3: Your mum’s so dumb, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes! Slide 4: Your mum’s so fat, that when she went to Jenny Craig, all she lost was her money! Slide 5: Your mum’s so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Jenny Craig is the door! Slide 6: Your mum’s so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind! Y : Y Your mum’s so fat, the bakery called and asked for their rolls back! Slide 8: Your mum’s so dumb she bought a video on how to fix her V.CR! Slide 9: Your mum’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! Slide 10: Your mum’s so stupid she got locked in grocery store and starved to death! Slide 11: Ya mum is so fat that when she was born her mum said “What a treasure” and her dad said “yes, let go bury it!” Slide 12: Your mum’s so old that her birth certificate is expired! Slide 13: Ya mum’s so old that when I told her to act her age, she died! Slide 14: Your mums so fat her pant size is ‘lose some weight!’ ! : ! Your mum is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family! Slide 16: Your mum’s so dumb, she tried to sort m&ms into alphabetical order! Slide 17: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred around home, she moved! Slide 18: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a banana factory, she threw out the bent ones Slide 19: Ya mum’s so dumb, when she worked in a m&m factory, she threw away the w’s! Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! : Your mum’s so dumb, when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘airport left’, she turned around and went home! Y Slide 21: Your mum’s so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway! Slide 22: Ya mum’s so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We are family!” Slide 23: Your mum’s so fat, when God created Light, she had to step aside! Slide 24: Ya mum’s so old, she sat next to Jesus In the third grade! Slide 25: Your mum’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Slide 26: Ya mum’s so fat, even God couldn’t life her spirits! Slide 27: Ya mum’s so fat she rents shade! Slide 28: And you know the best joke in the world? Your mum! Slide 29: Your mum’s so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon! Slide 30: Your mum’s so fat, I spotted her in hiding go seek-behind Mount Everest! Credits : Credits PowerPoint thanks to Acdragon22 Jokes thanks to Acdragon22 and Smottee Inspiration thanks to your mum If you have any troubles, please call customer support on 1800-kiss-my-ass BY ACDRAGON22 AND SMOTTEE