Ode to Mom

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Ode To Mom Enjoy the wonderful music of John Lennon "Beautiful Boy"

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My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done…. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside …... I just finished cleaning.”

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My mother taught me religion…. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

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My mother taught me about the science of Osmosis…. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

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My mother taught me about Time Travel. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

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My mother taught me Logic. “Because I said so, that’s why.”

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My mother taught me Foresight… “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

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My mother taught me Irony… “Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

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My mother taught me about Contortionism…. “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

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My mother taught me about Stamina… “You’ll sit there ‘till all that spinach is finished.”

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My mother taught me about Hypocrisy….. “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times - Don’t Exaggerate!”

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My mother taught me the Circle of Life…. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

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My mother taught me about Behavior Modification…. “Stop acting like your father.”

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My mother taught me about envy…. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

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