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Kate H. Period 7 World Cultures 10/24/11

Cenote Nifty Sifter! : 

Cenote Nifty Sifter! Where would you be without fresh water to drink from? That’s right in Xibalbá with the Lords of Death. Usually, you have to wait day after day for the cenote near you to have turned the limestone and water into fresh water. But not with the new Cenote Nifty Sifter! You can just place this sifter in any underground well near you and suddenly the process is ten times faster! You might even get attention from the rain god Chac himself for having such a magnificent product that gets rain cleaner. Because of the neat size adjuster it’s as if this product was designed just for you! Getting fresh water is now hassle free with the simple adjust and set Cenote Nifty Sifter. Buy today and get a free bucket pulley system for getting water out of the well! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662. All sales are final. This product is 10.99 plus s&h. WOW! Chac Fresh Water

Timeless Haab Pocket Watch : 

Timeless Haab Pocket Watch Are you tired of having to constantly go back to your home and check your Haab calendar every situation you need to know how long it has been since Mayan creation. Well, your problems can be solved with the new Haab pocket watch! This watch has three different sides with each of the three Mayan calendars so you can always know what time it is. These calendars include all 365 and a quarter days notches of the year! Speaking of notch, this jade encrusted design is top notch. Now you can walk around in style with this new invention the Haab pocket watch , lasting 52 years this becomes absolutely timeless! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662.

Uayeb Alarm : 

Uayeb Alarm Having trouble trying to be as silent as the dead during the Uayeb. Well, all your problems can be solved with the new and improved Uayeb Alarm system. With a simple and easy set up process you can monitor how loud your being at ALL times. Those five unlucky days can go by without incident as long as your prepared with this item. Simply place on a wall of your home and it will track and see if anything underground can pick up your sound waves and vibrations. Thus, if one of the Lords of Death happens to be looking for someone to snatch out of their homes, you can be prepared. The Uayeb Alarm system can also track if there is a lurking god underneath in the pits of Xibalbá. During this time, if you go over a predestinated amount of sound and rumbling a silent alarm will flash around the house. Be prepared for those unlucky days with the easy and simple Uayeb Alarm! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662.

K’awil Band-Aids : 

K’awil Band-Aids Precious sacrifices to K’awil the sustenance god are important, but they can get messy. Inflicting your skin is essential to give the sacrifice of blood, but what happens when you accidentally cut somewhere and the blood doesn’t stop? Or what about when you draw sap from a tree; the sap is still pouring down even after you have enough? If you have had any of these things happen to you than K’awil Band-Aids are the perfect solution! K’awil Band-Aids are made of fine cotton and are soothing and effective relief to a boo-boo. They also stop up a tree up like no other. As I stated earlier, flint knives are very prone to give you some nasty cuts, but worry no more with the K’awil Band-Aids! Before this neat creation you were probably out looking for leaf cutter ants to pressure your skin back to normal, but I guarantee you that K’awil Band-Aids provide that same pressure, along with the fact that they are more easily accessible. So, as you can see K’awil Band-Aids are the solution to ALL of your problems related to sacrificing precious materials! Buy today! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662.

Hunahpu and Xbalanque Ladies Headbands : 

Hunahpu and Xbalanque Ladies Headbands Ladies run the Mayan world, and it’s a lot of work all day long, domesticating the animals, weaving and so on. Don’t they deserve to look beautiful even after all their hard work. This is precisely where the Hunahpu and Xbalanque Ladies Headbands come in! These headbands come is dashing red and white to represent the Hero Twins themselves. The glyph for Hunahpu is imprinted right on the headband itself, so when people see you they will immediately think of you as a Hero for wearing the symbol of overcoming the forces of death and being like the king. Then if you add the fact that hair no longer gets in your way while out working and that you can look fabulous; the Hunahpu and Xbalanque Ladies Headbands becomes the perfect choice for YOU! Without headbands With Hunahpu and Xbalanque Ladies Headbands Beautiful This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662.

Maize God Head Shaper : 

Maize God Head Shaper Are you having difficulty trying to get your children’s head in the perfect shape like an ear of corn ; identical to the Maize Gods’? I mean who wouldn’t want their kids head to be shaped like the food that allows us to survive and like the god who descends into the underworld and is reborn into the sky? I’m positive you will find the answer with the Maize God Head Shaper. This device has a built in shape of an ear of corn, which is pressed into your child’s skull. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for those parents with young kids, because if it’s not transformed during youth, it stays the same forever. If you buy now we will give you a free hair burner and shaper to give YOU that patches of hair, bearing even more resemblance to the Maize God! Buy the Maize Head Shaper Today! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662.

The Milpa All in One Tool : 

The Milpa All in One Tool Tired of having to lug a million different tools around your Milpa during the annual slash and burning process. Say no more, because the Milpa All in One tool is the answer for you! This device combines all the necessary tools for when you are farming. Simply select the button next to what tool you would like to use and the structure morphs into it. Make your Maize field look perfect and in no time with the Milpa All in One Tool! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662

The Ix Chel Weave it Yourself Mat : 

The Ix Chel Weave it Yourself Mat Do you need a mat to give your home a little flare? If so, than the Ix Chel Weave it Yourself Mat is the perfect accessory to your home. This mat depicts, the moon goddess caressing a rabbit. For anyone with an upcoming child or a sick family member, this mat is considered like a good luck charm. Its’ almost as if the goddess herself is keeping a watchful eye upon your home. You can weave the simple design yourself, which is colorful like the rainbow of Ix Chel. Who wouldn’t want a gorgeous home made rug, with Ix Chel on it like a good luck charm and the marriage to Itzamná always keeping away bad spirits? Buy the Ix Chel Weave it Yourself Mat today! This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662

Balam Bad Spirit Catcher : 

Balam Bad Spirit Catcher The Balam Bad Spirit Catcher is shaped like a spider web and is intended to keep the bad spirits of your village away. They come in fours and can be placed at the 4 corners of pretty much anything. The Balam Evil Spirit Catcher is most commonly placed at the corners of households, villages and corn fields. This is a Jaguar spirit; a good spirit but still feared and that is what catches the evil spirits from entering your land and causing harm. You can’t go wrong with buying the Balam Bad Spirit Catcher because this is like a wall of solid protection for everything and you have the Jaguar Balamob Spirit acting as your guardian. This product was patented by the Balamob Helper Inc.Visit us at Balam.com to see more of our splendid products to help YOU! Call 1-800- 225-2662

Pom Pleasant Perfume : 

Pom Pleasant Perfume From around January to May, it can get to be really hot and dry. You know what hot and dry means; stinky and sweaty two things a woman can’t STAND to be. But you can fight the stink with Pom Pleasant Perfume. Pom Pleasant Perfume is a sweet smelling fragrance. This fragrance was concocted with the resin from a copal tree also known as incense. There are other uses for this resin such as rubber bouncy balls, and chewing gum but nothing compares to smelling good. The perfume is so intoxicating that boys won’t be able to live without standing next to you. So join the fight against stinky and smelly with Pom Pleasant Perfume!