what they didnt tell you about teaching

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What they didn’t tell you : 

What they didn’t tell you

About teaching : 

About teaching

Twas the night before term starts : 

Twas the night before term starts

And all through the house : 

And all through the house

Not a creature will be stirring : 

Not a creature will be stirring

Except you still marking : 

Except you still marking

Whilst your friends have a life : 

Whilst your friends have a life

You won’t! : 

You won’t!

You suddenly find yourself saying : 

You suddenly find yourself saying

“I can’t not on a school night” : 

“I can’t not on a school night”

“Friends become distant acquaintances : 

“Friends become distant acquaintances

That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays : 

That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays

You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways : 

You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways

When it’s the end of term : 

When it’s the end of term When it’s the end of term

You won’t be doing this : 

You won’t be doing this

You will be doing this : 

You will be doing this

Or this : 

Or this

Teaching is like being a comedian : 

Teaching is like being a comedian

Your audience expects to be entertained : 

Your audience expects to be entertained

So expect heckling at every opportunity : 

So expect heckling at every opportunity

Punters to talk over you : 

Punters to talk over you

Continual trips to the loo : 

Continual trips to the loo

Rustling of stashed crisp packets : 

Rustling of stashed crisp packets

And if you are really nervous : 

And if you are really nervous

They CAN smell your fear : 

They CAN smell your fear

And will turn into this : 

And will turn into this

You must always be positive : 

You must always be positive

Even when you want to do this : 

Even when you want to do this

When you go shopping : 

When you go shopping

Spotting you will be the highlight of their day : 

Spotting you will be the highlight of their day

Except they don’t want your autograph : 

Except they don’t want your autograph

They are just amazed you are actually a real person : 

They are just amazed you are actually a real person

If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi : 

If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi

With your shopping trip documented on You Tube : 

With your shopping trip documented on You Tube

So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these : 

So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these

And you will need to find alternatives to swear words : 

And you will need to find alternatives to swear words Fudge it! Shoot Oh Billiards

And learn a whole new version of the English language : 

And learn a whole new version of the English language You gypsy Chav That’s so gay Minger

But there are positives! : 

But there are positives!

You get to watch interesting student debates : 

You get to watch interesting student debates

Attend inspiring meetings : 

Attend inspiring meetings

Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day : 

Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day

Being spoken to like a piece of … : 

Being spoken to like a piece of …

Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with : 

Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with

Have your performance constantly measured : 

Have your performance constantly measured

But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . . : 

But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . .

Just when you get teaching sussed out : 

Just when you get teaching sussed out

You get a new Government initiative : 

You get a new Government initiative

That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason? : 

That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason?

So why teach? : 

So why teach?

For love? : 

For love?

For respect? : 

For respect?

For money? : 

For money?

The excellent pension? : 

The excellent pension?

NO ? : 

NO ?

Well there is a credit crunch! : 

Well there is a credit crunch!

And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers? : 

And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers?

A whinge! : 

A whinge!