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Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript What they didn’t tell you : What they didn’t tell you About teaching : About teaching Twas the night before term starts : Twas the night before term starts And all through the house : And all through the house Not a creature will be stirring : Not a creature will be stirring Except you still marking : Except you still marking Whilst your friends have a life : Whilst your friends have a life You won’t! : You won’t! You suddenly find yourself saying : You suddenly find yourself saying “I can’t not on a school night” : “I can’t not on a school night” “Friends become distant acquaintances : “Friends become distant acquaintances That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays : That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways : You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways When it’s the end of term : When it’s the end of term When it’s the end of term You won’t be doing this : You won’t be doing this You will be doing this : You will be doing this Or this : Or this Teaching is like being a comedian : Teaching is like being a comedian Your audience expects to be entertained : Your audience expects to be entertained So expect heckling at every opportunity : So expect heckling at every opportunity Punters to talk over you : Punters to talk over you Continual trips to the loo : Continual trips to the loo Rustling of stashed crisp packets : Rustling of stashed crisp packets And if you are really nervous : And if you are really nervous They CAN smell your fear : They CAN smell your fear And will turn into this : And will turn into this You must always be positive : You must always be positive Even when you want to do this : Even when you want to do this When you go shopping : When you go shopping Spotting you will be the highlight of their day : Spotting you will be the highlight of their day Except they don’t want your autograph : Except they don’t want your autograph They are just amazed you are actually a real person : They are just amazed you are actually a real person If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi : If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi With your shopping trip documented on You Tube : With your shopping trip documented on You Tube So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these : So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these And you will need to find alternatives to swear words : And you will need to find alternatives to swear words Fudge it! Shoot Oh Billiards And learn a whole new version of the English language : And learn a whole new version of the English language You gypsy Chav That’s so gay Minger But there are positives! : But there are positives! You get to watch interesting student debates : You get to watch interesting student debates Attend inspiring meetings : Attend inspiring meetings Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day : Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day Being spoken to like a piece of … : Being spoken to like a piece of … Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with : Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with Have your performance constantly measured : Have your performance constantly measured But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . . : But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . . Just when you get teaching sussed out : Just when you get teaching sussed out You get a new Government initiative : You get a new Government initiative That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason? : That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason? So why teach? : So why teach? For love? : For love? For respect? : For respect? For money? : For money? The excellent pension? : The excellent pension? NO ? : NO ? Well there is a credit crunch! : Well there is a credit crunch! And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers? : And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers? A whinge! : A whinge! You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
what they didnt tell you about teaching ravionly431 Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINTLite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 718 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: January 26, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 2 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... By: anadeesha (17 month(s) ago) nice presentation ... plz if cn mail diz ovr anadeesha@gmail.com Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close By: mahesh976 (17 month(s) ago) nice one Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript What they didn’t tell you : What they didn’t tell you About teaching : About teaching Twas the night before term starts : Twas the night before term starts And all through the house : And all through the house Not a creature will be stirring : Not a creature will be stirring Except you still marking : Except you still marking Whilst your friends have a life : Whilst your friends have a life You won’t! : You won’t! You suddenly find yourself saying : You suddenly find yourself saying “I can’t not on a school night” : “I can’t not on a school night” “Friends become distant acquaintances : “Friends become distant acquaintances That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays : That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways : You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways When it’s the end of term : When it’s the end of term When it’s the end of term You won’t be doing this : You won’t be doing this You will be doing this : You will be doing this Or this : Or this Teaching is like being a comedian : Teaching is like being a comedian Your audience expects to be entertained : Your audience expects to be entertained So expect heckling at every opportunity : So expect heckling at every opportunity Punters to talk over you : Punters to talk over you Continual trips to the loo : Continual trips to the loo Rustling of stashed crisp packets : Rustling of stashed crisp packets And if you are really nervous : And if you are really nervous They CAN smell your fear : They CAN smell your fear And will turn into this : And will turn into this You must always be positive : You must always be positive Even when you want to do this : Even when you want to do this When you go shopping : When you go shopping Spotting you will be the highlight of their day : Spotting you will be the highlight of their day Except they don’t want your autograph : Except they don’t want your autograph They are just amazed you are actually a real person : They are just amazed you are actually a real person If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi : If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi With your shopping trip documented on You Tube : With your shopping trip documented on You Tube So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these : So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these And you will need to find alternatives to swear words : And you will need to find alternatives to swear words Fudge it! Shoot Oh Billiards And learn a whole new version of the English language : And learn a whole new version of the English language You gypsy Chav That’s so gay Minger But there are positives! : But there are positives! You get to watch interesting student debates : You get to watch interesting student debates Attend inspiring meetings : Attend inspiring meetings Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day : Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day Being spoken to like a piece of … : Being spoken to like a piece of … Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with : Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with Have your performance constantly measured : Have your performance constantly measured But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . . : But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . . Just when you get teaching sussed out : Just when you get teaching sussed out You get a new Government initiative : You get a new Government initiative That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason? : That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason? So why teach? : So why teach? For love? : For love? For respect? : For respect? For money? : For money? The excellent pension? : The excellent pension? NO ? : NO ? Well there is a credit crunch! : Well there is a credit crunch! And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers? : And finally what do you call a group of like minded teachers? A whinge! : A whinge!