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10 Great One Liners :10 Great One Liners
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! :Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity!
I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. :I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! :The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! :Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! :What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. :What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging.
Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? :Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. :When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. :Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy.
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... :Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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