logging in or signing up 10 Great One Liners prettysoniamalhotra Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 5219 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (2) Dislike it (0) Added: June 15, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 1 Presentation Description Funny One liners, fun, masti Comments Posting comment... By: Sood_vishal (44 month(s) ago) good! All liners are tooooooooooo cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript 10 Great One Liners : 10 Great One Liners Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! : Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. : I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! : The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! : Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! : What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. : What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? : Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. : When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. : Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... : Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... Slide 12: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Slide 13: 800,000 Hotels 2 Million Hotel Reviews 2.5 Million Hotel Pictures Comparing World’s Best Sites 20,000 Destinations in 200 Countries Click Here You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
10 Great One Liners prettysoniamalhotra Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 5219 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (2) Dislike it (0) Added: June 15, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 1 Presentation Description Funny One liners, fun, masti Comments Posting comment... By: Sood_vishal (44 month(s) ago) good! All liners are tooooooooooo cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript 10 Great One Liners : 10 Great One Liners Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! : Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. : I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! : The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! : Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! : What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. : What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? : Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. : When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. : Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... : Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... Slide 12: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Slide 13: 800,000 Hotels 2 Million Hotel Reviews 2.5 Million Hotel Pictures Comparing World’s Best Sites 20,000 Destinations in 200 Countries Click Here