Slide 2:
Thank you for calling 911, our offices are closed becauseeveryone is at the donut shop. We discussed the situationbefore we left and we believe you are old enough to beresponsible while we are away. Please be careful with matchesand do not play with knifes and things should be ok until we get back.Hang up the phone now.
Slide 4:
http://www.the911site.com/