To God From the Dog

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TO:  GOD   FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but  seldom, if ever, smell one another? : 

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but  seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there  are, will I have to apologize? : 

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there  are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? : 

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest  and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? : 

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest  and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the  jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,  but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?  We do love a nice ride! : 

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the  jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,  but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?  We do love a nice ride!

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? : 

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle"  the “Chrysler Beagle"? : 

Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle"  the “Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. : 

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of  the things I must remember to be a good dog. : 

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of  the things I must remember to be a good dog.

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it  or  after theythrow it up.2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, bird crap, crabs,  etc., just  because I like the way they smell. : 

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it  or  after theythrow it up.2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, bird crap, crabs,  etc., just  because I like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty  litter box,  althoughthey are tasty. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. : 

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty  litter box,  althoughthey are tasty. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. : 

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration. : 

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an  unacceptable way of saying  "hello". : 

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an  unacceptable way of saying  "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when  I'm under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before  entering the house - not after. : 

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when  I'm under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before  entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.   14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. : 

13. I will not throw up in the car.   14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotchwhen we have company. 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play  with  him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. : 

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotchwhen we have company. 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play  with  him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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Dear God: When I get to Heaven May I have my testicles back? And finally, my last question…

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