Mental health hotline, eh? What tha...

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Mental hokes - dirty humor for cleaner mind. :-) As per emotional health... Try private sessions if you dare, or attend group events if you are a chicken. lol Even if the line is hot, nothing can be warmer than a face to face interaction.

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MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE, EH? What tha…?

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If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

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If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

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If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

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If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

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If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

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If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

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If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

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PISSED OFF YET?

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NOW FEEL IT!

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