Steve Job went to heaven

Steve Job went to heaven: 

Steve Job went to heaven phyroath@yahoo.com

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After Jobs died, he went to heaven – there he was accompanied to see God . As soon as Jobs see God, he immediately confesses his sin: Jobs : I am very sorry God that I turned against you, I went with Buddhism. God : Never mind, Heaven is a planet of the Gods. We are the body that controls the whole universe, you can see Buddha, Allah and other Gods here. We also have an election every 5 years for presidency. I am now in my term.

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Jobs : Can I see Buddha? God : Absolutely you can after this meeting. We have a meeting over universal matters every month (1 month in heaven is 1 year on earth). Now let's get to the point why we brought you here. Do you know why you died at your age? Jobs : I had a kind of cancer.

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God : Not really. The reason is that we want you here. Jobs : Why God, why you want me here? I still have a lot of new great inventions for the people of my planet. God : Because you were the first to introduce the Iphone and Ipad which is similar to the system we developed million of years ago here but here is not touch any more i.e. If you just want to run an application, just think and it will run that application for you. I'll show you.

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God just turned and there came an Ipad like panel with many applications scrolling up and down like lightning: God : This is iUniverse 4s running the G5 chip (God 5 chip) that is faster than light. There are many applications. This application is called blackhole controller and that one is for sealing heaven from being seen and detected by some crap intelligent beings like your human that we created and so on. Jobs : You can do anything magically why you still want me here?

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God: You know Siri , don't you? Jobs: Yes I created it for the Iphone 4s, one of my greatest innovations. God : Same. I want you to be Siri for the iUniverse 4s. We do not want Siri to be made from just software but from the mind of a very intelligent being and this case you will be Siri but I will change your name. Jobs : Oh my God!

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Jobs: But what will be my name? God: I want "Jobs" as a replacement since your name as it means to be. God : We also want you to help with security. Jobs : My God, what for? You mean Jailbreaking by someone? God : Yes exactly especially by hacker like you from planet earth. As I told you about sealing heaven from being detected .

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Now Jobs is with God in heaven for his great contributions to the world. He enjoys being an assistant to the God in iUniverse . He setups appointments, show locations of Galaxy, Supernova, other live bearing planets… I am not doing this amid people over the world being grievant over his death but he deserves going to heaven. God bless him being a personal assistant to God. Any comments, email phyroath@yahoo.com