Trite Sayings

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Some wise principles from Little Buddha which it would be wise to respect and follow to the letter

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Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children.

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If you cannot lend a hand, then be a nuisance! Either way, the most important thing is to take part!

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If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming a little too high!

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If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to blame!

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Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time that you spend inside!

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Never drink while driving. You could spill your beer!

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Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets brighter!

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To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.

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Men wouldn’t lie as much to the women in their life, if the women in their life didn’t ask so many questions!

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Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will never change. Both are mistaken!

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Your future depends on your dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!

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HAVE A NICE DAY !

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