Project Background:
Project Background Previous attempts at world domination
Evil satellite launched, 1967
Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972
Rescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982
Prevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of time
Britney Spears’ career, 1999-present
Foiled by her own lack of talent, class
Evil plan:
Evil plan Purchase resorts in tropical locations
Build Evil Weather Machine ™
Control weather all over the world
Resorts warm, sunny
Rest of world
Cold
Snowy or rainy
Windy
The Resorts:
The Resorts Features
Sunny skies
Clear ocean
1- and 2- bedroom huts
Presidential suites
Continental breakfast
UNREASONABLE PRICES!
Evil plan:
Evil plan Purchase resorts in tropical locations
Build Evil Weather Machine ™
Control weather all over the world
Resorts warm, sunny
Rest of world
Cold
Snowy or rainy
Windy
Evil Weather Machine ™:
Evil Weather Machine ™ Draws nice weather to Evil Resorts
Brings nasty weather everywhere else
This forces people to come to Evil Resorts and pay our exorbitant prices!
Evil plan:
Evil plan Purchase resorts in tropical locations
Build Evil Weather Machine ™
Control weather all over the world
Resorts warm, sunny
Rest of world
Cold
Snowy or rainy
Windy
How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my plan:
How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my plan You can’t!!
To ensure that you can’t, I have built a bomb into this presentation
It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing you all!