The Spifftastic Spiffy Legacy-- Prologue

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“You’re making cereal again?” “Yep… my little cornflake.” “Stop calling me a cornflake!” Hello and welcome to a new legacy: The Spifftastic Spiff Legacy! Now, I know what you’re wondering: Why on earth am I starting a new legacy, when: a) The Sims 3 is coming out in a very short amount of time (SQUEE!) b) I’m already halfway through another legacy. Very good questions. Well, all will be revealed within– so what are you waiting for?

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“Heh heh heh.” [That’s my sister’s simself.]

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“Hey, Tess, when you’re making that expression you look like a--” SPLASH! [And that’s my simself.]

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“OOF!” Well, you know, it doesn’t do good to call your sister names. Bad karma, see. “It also doesn’t do good to fill water balloons with LEAD!”

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“Are you alright, my little honey bunch of oats?” “Fine… But if you don’t stop calling me cereal names I shall… um… become a serial killer and you shall be the first on my list of victims!” Adam smirked. “Okay, then… my little Coco Puff.” “Grrrrr!”

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“Aaaw, is Little Coco Puff hurt? Did Tessy hurt her tum-tum?” “SHUDDUP!”

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“REVENGE!”

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“EEK! Oh.. Ha, ha. Very funny, Cornflake.”

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“Mind if I join?” The voice came from a mysteriously blue-skinned man who had just walked by. He looked familiar.

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“Too late… heh heh heh…” SPLASH!

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BANG. “OOF! Oh! HEY! Who did that?!” Clare and Adam simultaneously pointed towards the blue-skinned newcomer. Tess narrowed her eyes and got to her feet.

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“What was that for?” “Oh, come on, now– it’s just a bit of harmless fun. Besides, I saw you throwing water balloons mercilessly at your sister not a minute ago! “Yes… well… that…” Tess trailed off. “I don’t even know you!” she fumed.

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“Well, if it helps, you did look very funny when you fell… and very cute.” the man laughed.

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“You… you think I’m cute?” “Very.” “That’s… that’s sweet. You know, actually, I feel like I know you from somewhere in the past. What’s your name?” “I’m Adrian.” “ADRIAN?!?”

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Abandoning all anger, Tess leapt into Adrian’s arms. “Oh, Adrian! I can’t believe it’s really you! You’re back! I’ve missed you so, so much…” she cried into his neck. “You don’t care that I’m blue, not green?” * “I don’t care about anything, much, as long as I’m with you.” *Just me, experimenting with custom defaults. I love them!

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“Well then,” Adrian began shyly, “There’s something I need to ask you– something that’s long overdue. Tess, will you marry me?” Tess gasped. “Of course!”

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Aw. Alien love. [My simself and Adam (themostawesomeguyonthefrickingplanet) are already married, so now we’re all coupled up.] XD

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A little while later, Clare noticed that something was a little… off. With a start, she realised what was wrong– it was too quiet. It was almost like they were the only ones in Dyspaire…

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She walked to the curb and looked out at the empty neighborhood. “Something wrong, Clare?” Adam had followed. “They’re gone.” Clare’s voice was bleak. “They’re– what?” “The Balwyns. They’re gone. We are the only ones in Dyspaire.”

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Clare spun around and burst into tears. “Oh, Adam… the Balwyns… they’re all gone! And I knew them so well… and now… who knows where they are?” her sobs took over the rest of her words. “The Balwyns?! Oh, no… I’ll miss them, too… we’ll all miss them.”

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“WAAAAA!” “Oh, dear.” Then Clare broke off with a gasp.

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“I just thought of an awesome idea!” she exclaimed, all sadness forgotten. “Well… can I hear it?” Adam asked, befuddled by the rapidly changing moods of his wife. “We should start a legacy!” “Huh?”

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“I told you it was an awesome idea! What do you think?” “Well… I don’t know, Clare.” “What do you mean?”

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“Well...” he mused, “you know, legacy founders, and legacy sims in general, really don’t get much privacy. You try to have a private moment, and BANG! –the whole internet knows about it!”

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“Adam…” Clare wailed, “you’re being infuriating! You know I don’t care if everyone knows about us, as long as I’m with you! And besides, I highly doubt the entire internet really gives a crap about us, either!”

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Adam could not doubt this; he tried to think of a rebuttal. “Well… you know, the Sims 3 is coming out in a very short amount of time. There would really be no point in starting a legacy now.”

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Clare grinned wickedly. “I’ve already thought about that.” Adam sighed. “Well, then... let’s hear your evil plan.”

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*whisperwhisperwhisper* Adam listened. He deliberated. And finally, he nodded.

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“You’ll agree to start a legacy with me?” “Please, Clare. It’s a great plan… and besides, you know I love you too much to refuse you.” “Excellent!”

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And she dove right into a kiss.

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“What are they so excited about?” “They’re talking about starting a legacy. Which leads me to ask: do you want to be the crazy aunt and uncle of the legacy, and look after all the little legacy kiddies?” “It depends… can we have little legacy cousins to play with the little legacy kiddies?” “But of course!” “Then absolutely.”

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And so, Adam Spiff and Clare Spiff will found the Spifftastic Spiff Legacy, aided by Tess and Adrian. But how does the Sims 3 play into this? You’ll have to keep an eye on my thread at boolprop.com for updates! Until then, goodbye and happy simming! PS: Yes, the Balwyns really are gone. My computer crashed and all was lost. But at least now I have an opportunity to start this legacy, which I’ve been thinking about for a while!

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Adam, you perv. <3