Week Four

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The Traitacy Week Four

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Apologies are useless, so I’ll welcome you back with cake instead. It’s been almost a year, I think. Anyhow. :claps hands: Fewer photos this week, as I was more focused on getting back into simming. There’s an heir poll up, so vote away!

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Ainsley: Wow. You suck. I mean, I knew that anyway, but, you suck . :coughs: Did you break the sink? Ainsley: Well, yeah, and I’m going to call the repairman so… We are completely and utterly broke. You’ll have to fix it. Ainsley: Hey! I have homework! You did it. FIX IT.

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Ainsley: %$&^$*^$^&$^&. FINE.

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Chloris here is talking to Devin Ashton, aka Dude She Should Have Married. He’d have been several thousand times as awesome as Ebenezer, and also has a shorter name. Chloris: So I should have married him because you’re lazy? … Shut up.

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Ainsley: All done. :smirk:

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Anssi: Ainsley, get out of my way! Ainsley: I’m not IN your way! Anssi: :growls: Arethusa: :whistles:

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Arethusa, were you behind that? Arethusa: Nope. :smiles: Hrmmm. Isn’t Antonija supposed to be the evil one? Arethusa: What makes you think we can’t both be evil? You have the Good trait. Arethusa: One word – misdirection. Oh, sweet Sachiko Yagami… :slams head into wall:

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The other set of twins are evil, you two. Ariel: Wawt mawkes oo fink I cawe? Ebenezer: Stop trying to mess with my head! … What? Ebenezer: You hate me! It’d be just like you to trick me into thinking my daughters were evil! …

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Ainsley: Okay, you two, I got bottles, stop crying? Please? Anssi, help me out here! Anssi: Screw you, I have homework to do. Ainsley: Agh!

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Antonija: You LIKE me! Why are you not letting me rest? Would you prefer to be out of it now, or at school? Antonija: Do you really want me to answer that question?

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Toddler training, in synchronisation! Ariel and Chloris have almost finished the race, but can Ebenezer and Aubree catch up? … Nah. Let’s go somewhere else.

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Who’s your friend. Anssi: He’s Howard, Howard Hemlock. That’s nice – wait, Hemlock?

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ANSSI! GET THAT ABOMINATION OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW !

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Anssi: Sorry, you’re going to have to leave. The Voice is incredibly racist, and I think she’ll try to kill you if you stay any longer. It’s not racism when it’s an abomination! :brandishes axe, fire extinguisher, axe-fire extinguisher and axe-fire extinguisher on fire: Howard Hemlock: Eep. :skips town:

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The family that homeworks together, stays together. No, I’m not going to say anything, and neither are they. Antonija: I… AND NEITHER ARE THEY.

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Ariel: Wawt aw oo wooking at? Eric Something The Babysitter: And I shall use you for my next scheme, make you into a perfect little mind slave, for me to use to… Ariel: :spits in face:

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It’s the evil twins’ turn to teenify! First, Antonija. Antonija: :evil grin:

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Not a bad turnout, I must say. Three-fifths of the family.

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Antonija: I can’t be evil! I rolled good! You won’t trick me that easily. :glare:

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Well, Arethusa? Arethusa: On it, on it.

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Arethusa: You see? On it.

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Let’s get you cleaned up. DRESSER! STAT!

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Anssi: Your pictures suck. Antonija: Your jokes are the best, big brother. Anssi: But I… Antonija: Evil. Anssi: Nothing. Oh, look, is that the Voice dancing around with a camera and yelling about proof? Antonija: …

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Working out, Little Miss Evil? Antonija: There’s nothing evil about working out. You are evil. You are working out. Noone else is working out. Therefore, working out is evil. Antonija: The Hitler-ate-sugar argument? Really?

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Another day, another round of cakes. Spin the toddler, Ebenezer! Ebenezer: This isn’t TS2. They spin themselves. … :throws rock:

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Aubree: :goofball face: :sits and watches:

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Hey, wait a minute. You and Ariel are the only kids without purple eyes. Eh. :shrugs: DRESSER! STAT!

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Last childification I’ll have to watch for a while…

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Last toddler I’ll have to work around for ages…

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Last toddler spin I’ll have to see till B generation…

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Badum-tish! No more toddlers! Sweet mother of YES! Ariel: :coughs: Oh, yeah. DRESSER! STAT!

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Under the sea, under the seaaa-OW! :rubs water out of eyes: What was that for? Ariel: Quote that movie again, and I’ll drown you. Grrrr…

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Hey, I just realised. Ariel: Yeah? There isn’t a pool in Bridgeport. Ariel: So? So where is this? Ariel: I broke into an abandoned flat. Ah.

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Hey Aubree! Cool, you’re inventing! Make something neat, will you? This is gonna be awesome. Aubree: Can I… No line for you.

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Ebenezer. Ebenezer: Playing. Come back later. :cuts guitar strings: Ebenezer: Hey! :shrug: Random violence towards you is my way of preventing boredom. Ebenezer: So why were you here? I… I’ve forgotten, actually. Bye! :ninjas off:

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Antonija: Then I brought the puppy back home, and the owner was an old lady, who was so happy… You are lying! You are evil! Ebenezer: Says the disembodied Voice who cut my guitar strings for no reason at all. Adfhslggfdjfjfj. Screw you two!

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Chloris: We have more than enough money to get this thing fixed by a professional. Why are you making me do it? Eh. You’re there. It’s convenient. You don’t get distracted. :dodges spanner:

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Antonija: That concert was the best thing I’ve been to in my whole life. Good for you. Antonija: No, seriously. It was so awesome. The rock star on stage was so incredible. I wanna do that. When I grow up, I will be a Rock Star . One who hides brainwashing lyrics in their records? Antonija: But of course.

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Bartender: Aren’t you a little young for this? Ainsley: Maybe. :forks over a tenner: Bartender: I see. :pours:

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Heya Arethusa. What’ve you been doing? Arethusa: Fishing. And I now know what I want to do with my life. Let me guess. Thirteen species of perfect fish in bowls. Arethusa: Haha no. I want to build robots. I want to make fish. I’ll breed them together to create the perfect aquatic army. This done, I’ll use them to take over the world. I will be a Creature-Robot Crossbreeder . Like Anssi? Arethusa: Anssi will use his for a stupid purpose, such as world peace. I will use mine for world domination. Cool. :whistle Arethusa: I’m glad you think so.

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:snigger: Anssi: Stop that! YOU got busted. YOU. If you’re a genius, why didn’t you think of a way to get out of that? Anssi: :grumble: Cop: Your mother will be very disappointed in you!

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Chloris: You got busted? Sweet! What did you do? How bad was the collateral damage? Did you get any loot?

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT HELP HELP ANYONE HELP DAMMIT…

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Oh, oh thank you Antonija. Antonija: You can thank me by giving me your vote for heir. Done.

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Ainsley: You’re pretty cute. Lisa King: You’re fairly easy on the eyes yourself.

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She’s okay. Isn’t she a bit old for you? Ainsley: I’m turning YA in a few days. … Oh. I forgot.

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A job. Here. Why. Ainsley: Lisa works here. Okay. That kind of makes sense. Maybe.

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Ainsley took his job, and the week ended. Gah, I took a lot less photos than I thought. I’m probably just out of practice. Anyway, there’s an heir poll up on the forums! Vote! Vote! Vote! Or Arethusa will get you with her robot fish things! I need to take a class in making threats.