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(August 6)Birthday of this man:: Birthday of this man:Well, well, well, SEBASTIAN FUENTES.: Well, well, well, SEBASTIAN FUENTES. Another year has passed. You have not grown any taller. You still have not won the Nathan’s hotdog eating competition. But let us not dwell on your failures. … On second thought, let’s.Dwelling…: Dwelling…Beautiful.: Beautiful.But no, there is much more to discuss.: But no, there is much more to discuss.August 6, after all, comes but once a year.: August 6, after all, comes but once a year.And so, on this day, I give you…: And so, on this day, I give you…Without further ado…: Without further ado…And definitely no more introductions…: And definitely no more introductions…(Certainly not one more just for comic effect…): (Certainly not one more just for comic effect…)SEBASTIAN FUENTES:: SEBASTIAN FUENTES: The Year in ReviewAUGUST 2008: AUGUST 2008August 2008: August 2008 Sebastian surpasses Mark Spitz in number of medals won in a single Olympics, totalling 8…August 2008: August 2008 …indulges in a period of Somalian pirating…August 2008: August 2008 …and turns 50.SEPTEMBER 2008: SEPTEMBER 2008September 2008: September 2008 Sebastian makes Category II landfall in Texas, causing widespread destruction and mayhem…September 2008: September 2008 …and sees Russia from his house.OCTOBER 2008: OCTOBER 2008October 2008: October 2008 Sebastian merges with Northwest Airlines, making him the largest commercial carrier in the world…October 2008: October 2008 …and reprises his teenage heartthrob role in High School Musical 3: The Senior Year.NOVEMBER 2008: NOVEMBER 2008November 2008: November 2008 Sebastian becomes the first black President-elect of the United States of America…November 2008: November 2008 …only to lose his fortune in the continued downward economic spiral.DECEMBER 2008: DECEMBER 2008December 2008: December 2008 Despite cleverly disguised mental distress, Sebastian makes a stunning comeback with a breakthrough album for the whole family…December 2008: December 2008 …and celebrates Christmas the only way he knows how.JANUARY 2009: JANUARY 2009January 2009: January 2009 Following a two-month bender of epic proportions, Sebastian is at long last inaugerated as the first black President of the United States of America…January 2009: January 2009 …and wins a posthumous Golden Globe Award for his star turn in the film The Dark Knight.FEBRUARY 2009: FEBRUARY 2009(Are we done yet?): (Are we done yet?)February 2009: February 2009 Fresh off his victory in the U.S. election, Sebastian is inaugerated as the (not) first black prime minister of Zimbabwe…February 2009: February 2009 ...and makes one special feline very happy.MARCH 2009: MARCH 2009March 2009: March 2009 Sebastian makes his motion picture directorial debut to the fevered and excessive acclaim of nerds everywhere…March 2009: March 2009 …and gets an early start on Cinco de Mayo celebrations.APRIL 2009: APRIL 2009(Seriously, how much longer?): (Seriously, how much longer?)April 2009: April 2009 Sebastian at long last contracts a disease as unspeakable as his own ethnic heritage…April 2009: April 2009 …but recovers, to widespread grief and dismay.MAY 2009: MAY 2009May 2009: May 2009 Sebastian celebrates the Buddha’s birthday with a little zen meditation of his own…May 2009: May 2009 …and renews his appreciation for the other other white meat.JUNE 2009: JUNE 2009(Is anyone still with me?): (Is anyone still with me?)June 2009: June 2009 Sebastian passes away at his fabled estate, Neverland…June 2009: June 2009 …but not before naming his successor.JULY 2009: JULY 2009(The final month.): (The final month.)(Thank god.): (Thank god.)July 2009: July 2009 Sebastian single-handedly brings about the largest solar eclipse of the century…July 2009: July 2009 ...does a whole lot more of this…July 2009: July 2009 …July 2009: July 2009 And, finally…July 2009: July 2009 …breaks his 800th iPhone. To the surprise of no one. At all.Friends.: Friends. I would write a lengthy conclusion. But I am just too damn tired. The mental strain caused by looking at this many pictures of Sebastian cannot be overstated. I am sure you feel my pain. So happy birthday, SEBASTIAN FUENTES.: So happy birthday, SEBASTIAN FUENTES. And may there be many more. (Birthdays, not slide shows.) (I do not think my delicate stomach can handle any more of these.) You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
birthday lwehrmeyer Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINTLite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 27 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: August 04, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Friends. Foes. Fellow Badasses.: Friends. Foes. Fellow Badasses.It is my painful duty to present the following.: It is my painful duty to present the following.A day that will live in infamy...: A day that will live in infamy... (August 6)Birthday of this man:: Birthday of this man:Well, well, well, SEBASTIAN FUENTES.: Well, well, well, SEBASTIAN FUENTES. Another year has passed. You have not grown any taller. You still have not won the Nathan’s hotdog eating competition. But let us not dwell on your failures. … On second thought, let’s.Dwelling…: Dwelling…Beautiful.: Beautiful.But no, there is much more to discuss.: But no, there is much more to discuss.August 6, after all, comes but once a year.: August 6, after all, comes but once a year.And so, on this day, I give you…: And so, on this day, I give you…Without further ado…: Without further ado…And definitely no more introductions…: And definitely no more introductions…(Certainly not one more just for comic effect…): (Certainly not one more just for comic effect…)SEBASTIAN FUENTES:: SEBASTIAN FUENTES: The Year in ReviewAUGUST 2008: AUGUST 2008August 2008: August 2008 Sebastian surpasses Mark Spitz in number of medals won in a single Olympics, totalling 8…August 2008: August 2008 …indulges in a period of Somalian pirating…August 2008: August 2008 …and turns 50.SEPTEMBER 2008: SEPTEMBER 2008September 2008: September 2008 Sebastian makes Category II landfall in Texas, causing widespread destruction and mayhem…September 2008: September 2008 …and sees Russia from his house.OCTOBER 2008: OCTOBER 2008October 2008: October 2008 Sebastian merges with Northwest Airlines, making him the largest commercial carrier in the world…October 2008: October 2008 …and reprises his teenage heartthrob role in High School Musical 3: The Senior Year.NOVEMBER 2008: NOVEMBER 2008November 2008: November 2008 Sebastian becomes the first black President-elect of the United States of America…November 2008: November 2008 …only to lose his fortune in the continued downward economic spiral.DECEMBER 2008: DECEMBER 2008December 2008: December 2008 Despite cleverly disguised mental distress, Sebastian makes a stunning comeback with a breakthrough album for the whole family…December 2008: December 2008 …and celebrates Christmas the only way he knows how.JANUARY 2009: JANUARY 2009January 2009: January 2009 Following a two-month bender of epic proportions, Sebastian is at long last inaugerated as the first black President of the United States of America…January 2009: January 2009 …and wins a posthumous Golden Globe Award for his star turn in the film The Dark Knight.FEBRUARY 2009: FEBRUARY 2009(Are we done yet?): (Are we done yet?)February 2009: February 2009 Fresh off his victory in the U.S. election, Sebastian is inaugerated as the (not) first black prime minister of Zimbabwe…February 2009: February 2009 ...and makes one special feline very happy.MARCH 2009: MARCH 2009March 2009: March 2009 Sebastian makes his motion picture directorial debut to the fevered and excessive acclaim of nerds everywhere…March 2009: March 2009 …and gets an early start on Cinco de Mayo celebrations.APRIL 2009: APRIL 2009(Seriously, how much longer?): (Seriously, how much longer?)April 2009: April 2009 Sebastian at long last contracts a disease as unspeakable as his own ethnic heritage…April 2009: April 2009 …but recovers, to widespread grief and dismay.MAY 2009: MAY 2009May 2009: May 2009 Sebastian celebrates the Buddha’s birthday with a little zen meditation of his own…May 2009: May 2009 …and renews his appreciation for the other other white meat.JUNE 2009: JUNE 2009(Is anyone still with me?): (Is anyone still with me?)June 2009: June 2009 Sebastian passes away at his fabled estate, Neverland…June 2009: June 2009 …but not before naming his successor.JULY 2009: JULY 2009(The final month.): (The final month.)(Thank god.): (Thank god.)July 2009: July 2009 Sebastian single-handedly brings about the largest solar eclipse of the century…July 2009: July 2009 ...does a whole lot more of this…July 2009: July 2009 …July 2009: July 2009 And, finally…July 2009: July 2009 …breaks his 800th iPhone. To the surprise of no one. At all.Friends.: Friends. I would write a lengthy conclusion. But I am just too damn tired. The mental strain caused by looking at this many pictures of Sebastian cannot be overstated. I am sure you feel my pain. So happy birthday, SEBASTIAN FUENTES.: So happy birthday, SEBASTIAN FUENTES. And may there be many more. (Birthdays, not slide shows.) (I do not think my delicate stomach can handle any more of these.)