Nanisms PP2

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Us: “What’s for dinner?” Nan: “Chicken Shit.”: 

Us: “What’s for dinner?” Nan: “Chicken Shit.”

“Useless as tits on a bull.”: 

“Useless as tits on a bull.”

“Don’t know shit from Shinola.”: 

“Don’t know shit from Shinola .”

“I’m gonna smack you upside your left ear.”: 

“I’m gonna smack you upside your left ear.”

Us: “What are you doing?” Nan: “Playing tiddly winks with manhole covers.”: 

Us: “What are you doing?” Nan: “Playing tiddly winks with manhole covers.”

“Not worth a tinker’s dam.”: 

“Not worth a tinker’s dam.”

“Dingy broad.”: 

“Dingy broad.”

“Hard as a brick bat.”: 

“Hard as a brick bat.”

“I’m gonna sit on the curb and let my feet hang down.”: 

“I’m gonna sit on the curb and let my feet hang down.”

“You want a punch in the head?”: 

“You want a punch in the head?”

“Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”: 

“Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

“Hey you with the hair on your head.”: 

“Hey you with the hair on your head.”

“Double goal posts.”: 

“Double goal posts.”

“Shit or get off the pot.”: 

“Shit or get off the pot.”

“ I’ll see you when I look at you.”: 

“ I’ll see you when I look at you.”

“Poppycock!”: 

“Poppycock!”

“Do you live here or ride a bicycle?”: 

“Do you live here or ride a bicycle?”

“It’s Better than putting snow in your belly.”: 

“It’s Better than putting snow in your belly.”

Us: “Where are you going? Nan: “To New York to buy a cow.”: 

Us: “Where are you going? Nan: “To New York to buy a cow.”

“Are you sick?”: 

“Are you sick?”