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Words Women Use

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This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to ------------ SHUT UP . FINE

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If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. FIVE MINUTES

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This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine." NOTHING

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This is a dare, not permission. Don't do whatever you want. GO AHEAD ..DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! (Raised Eyebrows)

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GO AHEAD Normal Eyebrows This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

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This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" LOUD SIGH

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This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THAT'S OKAY

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Please Do This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

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A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS

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THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

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It's a woman's way of saying “Just Try it Buster! Whatever

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AND REMEMBER IF YOU ARE AN ALFA MALE WITH AN OVER SUPPLY OF THE “HUMAN DOLT HORMONE” IT CAN BE CURED WITH A FACE-PALM APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE FRONTAL LOBE Have A Good Day...

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