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Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?: 

Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?: 

Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?: 

Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehehe......: 

Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehehe......

Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...: 

Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...

Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?: 

Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?: 

Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Ø Why is it called building when it is already built?: 

Ø Why is it called building when it is already built?

Ø If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?: 

Ø If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?: 

Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

Ø If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?: 

Ø If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?: 

Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???: 

Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???