Mummy Laid an Egg Babette Cole : Mummy Laid an Egg Babette Cole "Right," said mum and dad.
"We think it's time we told you how babies are made." Slide 2: "OK," we said."Girl babies are made from sugar and spice and all things nice," said mum. Slide 3: "Boy babies are made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails," said dad.
"Sometimes you just find them under stones," said dad. Slide 4: "You can grow them from seeds in pots in the greenhouse," said mum. Slide 5: "Or just squidge them out of tubes."
"Some babies are delivered by dinosaurs." Slide 6: "You can make them out of gingerbread," said mum."Mummy laid an egg on the safa," said dad."It... Slide 7: ...exploded.
And you shot out." Slide 8: "Hee hee hee, ha ha ha, hoo hoo hoo. What a load of rubbish," we laughed."But you were nearly right about the SEEDs, the TUBE and the EGG.""We don't think you know how babies are really made. So we're doing some drawings to show you." Slide 9: "Mummy does have eggs. They are inside her tummy."
"And daddy has seeds in seed pods outside his bady." Slide 10: "Daddy also has a tube. The seeds from the pods come out of it."
"The tube goes into mummy's tummy through a little hole. Then the seeeds swim inside using their tails." Slide 11: "Here are some ways mummies and daddies fit together." Slide 12: "When the seeds are inside mummy's tummy they start The Great Egg Race."
"The winner gets the egg and it starts to grow into a very small baby." Slide 13: "the baby gets bigger and Bigger and BIGGER. Mummy gets fatter and Fatter and FATTER." Slide 14: "When it's ready, out pops the baby."
"So now YOU know... Slide 15: ...and so does everyone else!"