Slide 2:
The wild Sidney Crosby (more commonly known as ‘Cindy Criesby’, ‘Sidney Crosbitch’ and similar titles) is just another Canadian with a stick and a puck.
He/she is a cheating loser who has no real friends.
Slide 3:
The Crosby enjoys the following activities:
Faking Injuries
Fancy stickwork that is impractical for real usage
Drawing ‘penalties’ (more specifically, getting hit and crying to the nearest ref, who then gives a penalty to the other team to shut him up)
Slide 9:
Now let me make some things clear here:
This is for pure enjoyment, and should be regarded as such
If you are someone who loves Crosby, you should ask yourself “Why did I type in ‘Sidney Crosby is gay’?”