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2018 New Year is coming If you are looking for New Year Jokes then you are at right place. Large number of New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes funny happy New Year jokes clean jokes on New Year. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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On New Years Eve Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck the bartender was almost crushed to death. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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On Nw Yrs Eve Peter was in no shape 2 drive so he sensibly left his van in da car park walked home. As he was wobbling along he was s2pped by a policeman. What r u doing out here at four oclock in da morning asked da police officer. Im on my way 2 a lecture answered Peter. who on earth in dair right mind is going 2 give a lecture at this time on Nw Yrs Eve enquired da constable sarcastically. I agree but my wife will slurred Peter grimly. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on Nw Yrs Eve b4e da festivities. After she woke up she confided 2 Max her husb I just dreamed dat u gave me a diamond ring 4 a Nw Yrs present. What do u think it all means Aha ull know 2nite answered Max smiling broadly. At midnite as da Nw Yr was chiming Max approached Jemima hed her small package. Delighted excited she opened it quickly . Dr in her h rested a book entitled: Da meaning of dreams. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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When I thought about da evils of drinking in da New Year. I gave up thinking. New Year Jokes New Year eve jokes

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