Mother

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a babyThat Somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, “Normal,” is history.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby That Somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, “Normal,” is history. Being a Mother!]]>

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinctThat Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct That Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.]]>

Somebody said being a mother is boring …. ….That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said being a mother is boring …. …. That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit]]>

Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their voices.That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor’s kitchen window.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their voices. That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor’s kitchen window. Somebody said if you’re a “good” mother, your child will “turn out good.” That Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.]]>

Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother.That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother. That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.]]>

Somebody said you can’t love the fifth child as much as you love the first.That Somebody doesn’t have five children.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said you can’t love the fifth child as much as you love the first. That Somebody doesn’t have five children.]]>

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books.That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books. That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.]]>

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.That Somebody never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarden.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery. That Somebody never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarden.]]>

Or on a plane headed for military “boot camp.”: 

<![CDATA[ Or on a plane headed for military “boot camp.” ]]>

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back. That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.]]>

That Somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.: 

<![CDATA[ That Somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married. ]]>

Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home.That Somebody never had grandchildren: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home. That Somebody never had grandchildren]]>

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don’t need to tell her.That Somebody isn’t a mother.: 

<![CDATA[ Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don’t need to tell her. That Somebody isn’t a mother.]]>

Pass this along to all the “mothers” in your life, even if you are not a mother this is just too beautiful not to share!!!: 

<![CDATA[ Pass this along to all the “mothers” in your life, even if you are not a mother this is just too beautiful not to share!!! ]]>