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The FAI Under 21s Awards Night

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Name: Team: Position: Aodan O’Connor Sligo Rovers Centre Back (Tony Adams) Best known for perfecting the FA CUP look (left) Most likely to do a silly voice Gaffer: “There is a lot of love out there for this man. An all round great fella” A.k.a The Muffin Bastard

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(Dave Kitson ) Most likely to add an “s-h” wherever possible A.k.a Spob /PAB Least likely to say anything positive about TCD Name: Team: Position: Seán O’Brien Striker Derry City FC Best known for having a few sHneaky pints, hi! Gaffer: “The confidence is there, its just the ability I’m worried about”

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Name: Team: Position: Niall Mullarkey Defensive Midfielder Athlone Town FC (Strictly not allowed out of his half) A.k.a Mont Best known for coining the unfortunate expression “ Mullarked ” Most likely to take you down a peg or two Eamon Dunphy : “Thankfully his career has been blighted by injury”

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(Big Dunc ) A.k.a Cristian-ro Ronaldo Name: Team: Position: Rory Blanchfield Centre Forward (No.9) Wexford Youths Best known for cutting in back for a tap-in in PES 6 Most likely to be involved in a ‘’finishing’’ of some sort……John Devine Least likely to score for Mudbone Rovers/Celtic

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( Gennaro ‘’ Rino ’’ Gattuso ) Name: Team: Position: Fergal Small Centre Midfield Finn Harps Men’s Health Magazine: ‘’His shoulders genuinely don’t make any sense….’’ A.k.a Ferg Silver Best known for getting a tattoo if and when it suits him Most likely to be complimented by Peter

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(Steve Sidwell ) Name: Team: Position: Paul McCarthy Centre Midfield Finn Harps FC John Leamey before Paul made his C.C. Hurling debut…. ‘’Paul, just run around and be big. Hit lads and pull hard’’ He hasn’t looked back since…

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(Graeme Souness ) Rob Kearney: ‘’I couldn’t believe it when I seen him, I just had to get a picture. I was absolutely deloooyyyted . he seemed like such a cool bloke’’ Name: Team: Position: Mark Guiney Centre Midfield Bray Wanderers A.k.a Fridge Best known for enjoying a bit exotic “meat” Most likely to do in his groin

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( Jonjo Shelvey ) Name: Team: Position: Paddy Corrigan Centre Midfield Galway United Best known for his backyard boxing exploits Most likely to be the first man home because of work commitments Paul O’Neill: ‘’That cunt? no way is he coming’’

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Name: Team: Position: Darragh Boylan Left Winger St. Patricks Athletic (Quinton Fortune) A.k.a Bonemeal Best known for pledging his livelihood to the Newtown Inn Most likely to quote Eamonn Dunphy David Moyes : “Finished, in every conceivable sense of the word!” Least likely to Bromp

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(Roberto Carlos) Name: Team: Position: Peter Hayes Left Back Athlone Town FC Best known for fucking up your hoover Most likely to peak before his 30s, burnt out like FUCK PH: ‘’Failure is not a word I understand. As far as I’m concerned the easiest way to finish something is to go through it’’ Least likely to grow facial hair A.k.a Hoover Hayes

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( Fabío da Silva) Name: Team: Position: Dara McGing Left Back Galway United A.k.a Dizzy Dazzy Mac Best known for being Leixlip’s second best DJ Most likely to complain about the music Joe McGing : ‘’Decent footballer, decent lad’’

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(Sami Hyypi ä ) Name: Team: Position: Stephen Doonan Centre Back Waterford United FC Best known for diffing round the country in ‘The Tank’ A.k.a Doddie John Sisk: ‘’I always knew he had it in him” (when asked about the National Skills Comp)

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(Gigi Buffon) Name: Team: Position: Kevin Claffshnóvshky Goalkeeper Shamrock Rovers FC Gaffer: “Consistent, reliable, keeps people in check, regularly asserts himself in his area” Interviewer: ‘’Really, he’s that good a keeper?’’ Gaffer: ‘’Keeper?? No, no I meant on the beer!’’ Best known his outstanding culinary/PES abilities after a night out Most likely to be at the heart of any confrontation

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( Phillipe Mexes ) A.k.a Tim Bourne Name: Team: Position: Tom Barne Centre Back/Defensive Midfielder Drogheda United FC Best known for the good good ac-cent Most likely to issue a few neck grabs Least likely to not have a good good pullin ’ salmon on

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The Good Good Host (Long John O’Shea) Name: Team: Position: Centre Back/Left Back Mervue United ‘‘Being HOMO is what I’m all……’’ ‘‘ Abizzle ’’

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