His blood is 50 proof. :
His blood is 50 proof.
He once floated a keg….. :
He once floated a keg….. in one keg stand
Slide 4:
He once had a staring contest with Medusa…. And won.
He once fell asleep in a freezer…. :
He once fell asleep in a freezer…. to chill harder than everyone else.
He won an Olympic gold medal for power napping :
He won an Olympic gold medal for power napping
Slide 7:
I don’t always drink, but when I do…. I get shmammered
“No questions. Only answers.” :
“No questions. Only answers.” - He is the most intriguing man in the world.
Slide 9:
A Short-Bus Production.