san francisco zoo commercial

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This was a radio commercial that my son did back when he was in 1st grade.

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Why is the sky blue? : 

Why is the sky blue?

Parents face enough tough questions, So as a public service here are the answers you’ll need after you visit the new white alligator at the San Francisco Zoo.

What makes white alligator white? : 

What makes white alligator white?

Same thing that makes his eyes blue, it’s a mutation. He’s very rare.

Does he get sunburned? : 

Does he get sunburned?

He would, but we built a special habitat to protect him. It was either that, or a gallon of #40 sunblock every day.

What’s his name? : 

What’s his name?

We call him Antoine LaBlanc, suits him in a rogue-ish sort of way, Don’t you agree?

What’s he eat? : 

What’s he eat?

Chicken, every 3 days. And we won’t even talk about his table manners.

Is he white inside too? : 

Is he white inside too?

Inside he’s just like all the other alligators (at least that’s the rumor amung the chickens).

Come on mom and dad, now that you’ve got all the answers, bring the kids to see one of nature’s most beautiful mutations, Antoine LaBlanc. But hurry, he’s only here through Labor Day.

What is a mutation, anyways? : 

What is a mutation, anyways?

Oops, gosh, look at that. Time’s up! The San Francisco Zoo, where wonderful things are happening.