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MANTRA Laughing is good for health:

MANTRA Laughing is good for health

A new metal is added to Chemistry: Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic Weight: Light when first found … tends to get heavier over the years with time. -contd.:

A new metal is added to Chemistry: Name : Wife Symbol : Bv Atomic Weight : Light when first found … tends to get heavier over the years with time. -contd.

Physical Properties: - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love and care - Very bitter if mishandled -contd.:

Physical Properties: - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love and care - Very bitter if mishandled -contd.

Chemical Properties: - Very reactive - Highly unstable - Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books - Money Reducing Agent Occurence: - Mostly found in front of the mirror :

Chemical Properties: - Very reactive - Highly unstable - Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books - Money Reducing Agent Occurence: - Mostly found in front of the mirror

Wife: “Why are you home so early?” Husband: “My boss said go to hell!” :

Wife : “Why are you home so early?” Husband : “My boss said go to hell!”

Doctor: How is your headache? Patient: She is out of town! :

Doctor : How is your headache? Patient : She is out of town!

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in his life. 1) Mobile, 2) Automobile, 3) T.V. and 4) Wife. Because there is always a better model in the neighbourhood.:

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in his life. 1) Mobile, 2) Automobile, 3) T.V. and 4) Wife. Because there is always a better model in the neighbourhood.

Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desparate to get in and those inside are desparate to come out.:

Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desparate to get in and those inside are desparate to come out.

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that, the slidehsow begins!:

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that, the slidehsow begins!

There are three kinds of men in this world: - Some remain single and make wonders happen. - Some have girl-friends and see wonders happen. - Rest get married and wonder what happened!:

There are three kinds of men in this world: - Some remain single and make wonders happen. - Some have girl-friends and see wonders happen. - Rest get married and wonder what happened!

Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful life as compared to men. Why? A very intelligent man replied, “Women don’t have a wife!”:

Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful life as compared to men. Why? A very intelligent man replied, “Women don’t have a wife!”

Child: Mummy, why Gandhiji had no hair on his head? Mummy: Because he speaks only truth. Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair!:

Child : Mummy, why Gandhiji had no hair on his head? Mummy : Because he speaks only truth. Child : Now I understand why ladies have long hair!

Wives are magicians …They can change anything into an argument.:

Wives are magicians …They can change anything into an argument.

Question - If a woman is quiet. Which day is it? Answer - Who cares, just Enjoy that day.:

Question - If a woman is quiet. Which day is it? Answer - Who cares, just Enjoy that day.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become happy, and if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher. - Socrates:

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become happy, and if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher. - Socrates

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