Female Self Esteem

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How women see themselves

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FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM: 

<![CDATA[ FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM]]>

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.: 

<![CDATA[ As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.]]>

And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….: 

<![CDATA[ And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….]]>

I’m not overweight!!: 

<![CDATA[ I’m not overweight!! I’m not fat!! I’m smart!! VERY smart!!]]>

FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..: 

<![CDATA[ FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..]]>

Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description.: 

<![CDATA[ Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description. Don’t return it to me though; I’ve already received it and I know I’m great. But lets not forget the following…..:]]>

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<![CDATA[ Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling ….. BOY, What a Ride!!!!!!]]>

YES SIR!!WE ARE PERFECT ….: 

<![CDATA[ YES SIR!! WE ARE PERFECT …. Because: -We don’t go bald. -We have an international day, and a national day too. -We can use pink as well as blue.]]>

We always know our kids are ours.: 

<![CDATA[ We always know our kids are ours. -We have priority in a shipwreck. -We don’t pay the bill.]]>

We’re the first hostages to go free.: 

<![CDATA[ We’re the first hostages to go free. -If we are cheated on, we’re the victims . -If we cheat, the men are The ones with the horns.]]>

We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals.: 

<![CDATA[ We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals. -We can pay attention to several things at a time. ]]>

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<![CDATA[ -The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President?]]>

If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers;: 

<![CDATA[ If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers; If a man decides to do a woman’s job, he’a a fag.]]>

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:: 

<![CDATA[ AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS…!!!]]>

Slide15: 

<![CDATA[ Send this to all of the perfect women you know And to all men you believe are capable of acknowledging it...]]>

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<![CDATA[ HAVE A GREAT DAY]]>