Why Pete & Dan Are Awesome

Why Pete & Dan Are Awesome: 

Why Pete & Dan Are Awesome (Super, Super Awesome)

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We’ve written books for teens helping them become awesome But they still suck compared to us!1

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Awesome True Facts About Dan Frost: Dan Frost was born in 1662 and is the love child of time travelling Madonna and the Raptor Jesus. Dan Frost can generate DOA reference numbers for Toshiba resellers! The Leonardo DiCaprio feature length motion picture Titanic was loosely based around Dan Frost’s motor cycle accident in 2009. Dan Frost told Jade Goody that smoking would make her look cool….. While playing Dance-Dance Revolution Dan Frost divided by 0 and stumbled upon the secrets to perpetual motion. Click to Continue Oops!!1

Jamie Lewis Complains Aboot Taking Calls Before Us, Eh!?: 

Jamie Lewis Complains Aboot Taking Calls Before Us, Eh!? He’s not awesome enough to contemplate why, Eh!? And we are, Eh!? So sucks to be him, Eh!? Maybe he’ll cry about it, Eh!? + He thinks Canada’s awesome…. Oh!? Click to Continue

Dave Channing: 

Dave Channing Eh’s a pretty cool guy He takes escalations And doesn’t afraid of anything But he’s not as awesome as us!1 Read Dave’s new Book!!!1 In Stores Naowwww!1 Click to Continue

Paul Ivey’s Alright…: 

Paul Ivey’s Alright… But he’s a bit on the small side for our liking. Maybe he should set higher goals for himself… He’s got quite low standards… Although we do expect big things from him… Normal Sized Children attack PIvey’s Home!!!eleven Page Sponsored by: NEWS FLASH!!! Click to Continue

I’ve Heard Dave Harding’s Pretty Bad Ass….: 

I’ve Heard Dave Harding’s Pretty Bad Ass…. Dave didn’t have imaginary friends as a child Or real ones He once wrestled Ian Keel for a stress ball not with baby oil or mud or anything that’d be super gay He did get mauled by an invisible bear Although this may have been a cry for attention Reports of his bad assery may also have been falsified Click to Continue

Chris Pringsteen’s Fun to Hang Out With…: 

Chris Pringsteen’s Fun to Hang Out With… He doesn’t say much But his sideburns are pretty rad And he gives Candy to kids!1111!1 Click to Continue

Alan Burns…: 

Alan Burns… Yo dawg, we heard you like slide shows, so we put a slide show in your side show so you can get ammunition for escalations while you get ammunition for escalations Click to Continue

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So, True Facts About Pete Chase…: 

So, True Facts About Pete Chase… Pete Chase was the inspiration behind fictional characters like David Seaman and The Cat in the Hat Some say that Pete’s hair defends the City of Exeter from Gypsies Pete Chase once gave birth to a Black hole Pete is a direct descendant from Jesus but was cut from the ‘Davinci code’ due to budgeting issues Pete was Eliminated from the US Elections due to inadequate Prep time Pete Chase is Due to be upgraded in 2015 with Pete ‘Live’ Chase Click to Continue

John Lumb Sr.: 

John Lumb Sr. His biography was written by Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber He’s got his own line of clothing

Martin Tucker’s the Boss: 

Martin Tucker’s the Boss He Leads Workshops Manages Work Flow Promotes Synergy Eats a Bagel Hits on Vickie Gets Rejected Swallows Sadness Sends Some Faxes Click to Continue

David Morton (Aka “Morton 2, The Revenge of the Morton”): 

David Morton (Aka “Morton 2, The Revenge of the Morton”) He keeps himself to himself Which is probably a good thing Because no one likes a ginger Click to Continue

Kris Loud’s From The Block: 

Kris Loud’s From The Block He’s a team manager, check it fool!!1 He looks exactly like Bob Hoskins in every way imaginable. He is the Waffle -> He follows a strange form of Buddhism, where instead of having nothing, you do nothing! Click to Continue

Wito Lignarski’s name doesn’t sound like a disease: 

Wito Lignarski’s name doesn’t sound like a disease He moved to John Lewis, so we got him a going away present He doesn’t look like this guy -> In mother Russia you take job from Poland! Click to Continue (But he does love cake!!1) (BTW it’s 30 pieces of silver)

If James Sheffield was black: 

He already sounds like like him. It’s scary…. Spooooky scary. If James Sheffield was black he’d look like this. Click to Continue

Bobby Howitt: 

He’s our sales supervisor! He made a track and cars showing how terrible agents are at taking tech calls!!1 Errr…… What I mean is …… Dave Dale sucks…… Bobby Howitt Click to Continue Everything’s fine, just fine….

Jamie Falcus has Scottish written all over him…: 

Jamie Falcus has Scottish written all over him… He eats the worst smelling food ever, you know that rotten fish stuff the Scandinavians love, yeah like that only worse, like if you fed that to a skunk for 5 years, killed it by boiling it in a toilet, then fermented any juice you could squeeze from the corpse, that’s what his food smells like. Also rumour has it that he borrowed his hair cut from Erik Estrada Click to Continue

The “PJ” Action Figurine (Duncan sold separately): 

The “PJ” Action Figurine (Duncan sold separately) I heard that it’s good luck to throw scalding hot coffee in his face His CPU wasn’t powerful enough so he overclocked his RTC, he now thinks its 8921 and everyone should look space age by wearing sun glasses He got a note from his doctor saying he is medically unable to stop being the shitest person you’ll ever meet, true story. IT BURNS!!!!1 Click to Continue

Warning, Super Angry Un-Awesome Stuff!: 

Warning, Super Angry Un-Awesome Stuff! DANGER ZONE!!!!! Click to Continue

Alexis Dale: 

At the start of a call he normally looks like this: By the end he’s all “You need to GTFO of this phone call” If they don’t heed his warning, he goes all “ALEXIS MAD!!!! ALEXIS SMASH PUNNY NOTEBOOK!!!!!” Click to Continue Alexis Dale

Miss Sarah “Mills” Louise Mills: 

Miss Sarah “Mills” Louise Mills She suffers with “proper full on” Phone rage. She’s also really embarrassing to be seen with in public She dyed her hair, now she totally looks like Vanessa Feltz And lets not forget how much she loves Sing Star (Cornwall Ed)! Click to Continue