10 fun things i can do with a new lenovo laptop

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10 FUN THINGS I CAN DO WITH A NEW LENOVO LAPTOP

1. I’m a very busy man so I will use it even inside the toilet to continue with my work. : 

1. I’m a very busy man so I will use it even inside the toilet to continue with my work. OOOPPS! BUKING. SORRY HEHEHEH

2. Use it to play practical joke on my wife. Will chat with her with the Lenovo’s web cam turned on showing me with shrubs in the background. I will tell her that I’m up in the mountains of Tanay and will be back only after a week. The truth is I am just in a vacant lot behind our house. Can’t wait to do this! : 

2. Use it to play practical joke on my wife. Will chat with her with the Lenovo’s web cam turned on showing me with shrubs in the background. I will tell her that I’m up in the mountains of Tanay and will be back only after a week. The truth is I am just in a vacant lot behind our house. Can’t wait to do this! @#%$* KA! SINO ANG MAGLALABA AT MAGLULUTO?!

3. Bring it to Starbucks “para ipangporma” which I will not dare doing using my cheap notebook. : 

3. Bring it to Starbucks “para ipangporma” which I will not dare doing using my cheap notebook. I BELONG

4. Use it to provide shelter for our new cat. Well kidding aside, my daughter and I will use the new Lenovo to browse on the PAWS website and look for the cutest cat which we can adopt. It is more fun and easy than trying to catch one on the streets. : 

4. Use it to provide shelter for our new cat. Well kidding aside, my daughter and I will use the new Lenovo to browse on the PAWS website and look for the cutest cat which we can adopt. It is more fun and easy than trying to catch one on the streets.

5. Mount it on my stationary exercise bike so that I can burn fat while browsing on the Food Network website. : 

5. Mount it on my stationary exercise bike so that I can burn fat while browsing on the Food Network website.

6. Use it to bribe my son to clean his room. The cleaner his room, the longer he can use my Lenovo G460. It’s fun to be a dad (with a brand new Lenovo). : 

6. Use it to bribe my son to clean his room. The cleaner his room, the longer he can use my Lenovo G460. It’s fun to be a dad (with a brand new Lenovo). SIGE IKAW RIN. MASARAP YATANG MAG-GAMING DITO. CHILD ABUSE YAN DAD!!!

7. Upload on YouTube a video of me singing Don’t Stop Believin’. I will later email Neil Schon to ask him to view it and consider me as replacement to Arnel Pineda if and when their front man decides to join Steve Perry in his retirement. : 

7. Upload on YouTube a video of me singing Don’t Stop Believin’. I will later email Neil Schon to ask him to view it and consider me as replacement to Arnel Pineda if and when their front man decides to join Steve Perry in his retirement. JUST A CITY BOYYYY….BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIIIIT…. ANG GALING N’YA. THE NEXT YOUTUBE SENSATION!

8. Bring it to our upcoming high school reunion and let a classmate who bullied me for 4 years view on cam the once-in-a-lifetime gathering he is missing. He is currently working in the middle of the African plains. PAYBACK TIME!!!!! : 

8. Bring it to our upcoming high school reunion and let a classmate who bullied me for 4 years view on cam the once-in-a-lifetime gathering he is missing. He is currently working in the middle of the African plains. PAYBACK TIME!!!!! WHAAAA!!!!! ANG SAYA-SAYA NAMIN DITO PARE!!! KATABI KO SI MITCH, YUNG CRUSH MO. SANA NANDITO KA!!!

9. Mount it on the roof of my car with the built in camera facing the street. By simply looking at the screen of another laptop mounted on the dashboard which is linked to the Lenovo, I will drive my car - James Bond style. : 

9. Mount it on the roof of my car with the built in camera facing the street. By simply looking at the screen of another laptop mounted on the dashboard which is linked to the Lenovo, I will drive my car - James Bond style.

10. And finally, I will use it as the subject of my first ever gadget review. I will do everything from designing my webpage, composing, and uploading my review using the Lenovo G460. I will call my technology blog “LynTech”, named after my wife Lyn. This is going to be the most challenging and fun thing that I can do with the new laptop. : 

10. And finally, I will use it as the subject of my first ever gadget review. I will do everything from designing my webpage, composing, and uploading my review using the Lenovo G460. I will call my technology blog “LynTech”, named after my wife Lyn. This is going to be the most challenging and fun thing that I can do with the new laptop. THE LENOVO G460 IS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…. HOY MATULOG KA NA. MAAGA KA PANG MAMAMALENGKE BUKAS. PERO BAKIT PARANG HINDI YATA MAGANDA ANG DATING NG NAME NG TECH BLOG KO?

This is my official entry to the Lenovo-YugaTech Laptop Giveaway : 

This is my official entry to the Lenovo-YugaTech Laptop Giveaway http://www.yugatech.com/blog/contests/contest-lenovo-yugatech-laptop-give-away/