The Boy Who Cried MJ

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This powerpoint was my final project in Psychology.....and before the good sir Michael Jackson died... not bashing him or anything, jus sharing

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The Boy Who Cried M.J. :

By: Khoa Truong The Boy Who Cried M.J.

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Once upon a time, there was a young lad known as Little Tink Tink who lived amongst his family and friends in a peaceful village.

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Recently, there has been several incidents of child molestation by none other than Michael Jackson. Fearing for their children, the elders of the village thoroughly warned the kids, telling them to call the elders if M.J. ever came into sight.

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One day, Tink Tink decided to play a trick on the village. When he was playing amongst the trees, he suddenly shouted: “Its M.J, he’s after my apple bottom jeans!!”.

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The whole village hurriedly arrived at the scene wielding pitchforks and castration tools, realizing that the little hooligan had fooled them, they found him safely sitting on a tree stump, laughing.

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“You liar! You shall pay for your evil deeds soon enough!” cried his mother. But Tink Tink didn’t notice, for he was too busy giggling his little life away.

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After everyone had left, Tink Tink wandered deeper into the forest; There he found a bear cub trying to live its life as a fuzzy beast. When he approached the cub, he again yelled: “OMG its M.J.!!”. The cub ran away, yelping in fear.

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The cub’s family soon arrived, in search for their cub. Finding only a little white boy there, they came to a conclusion that the “white man” has taken away their baby. Enraged, they mauled Tink Tink with the ferocity of a moderately injured gazelle.

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After the assault, Lil Tink Tink desperately crawled back home. By the time he arrived at the outskirts of the village, it had already become utterly dark.

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All of a sudden something rustled in a nearby bush. Tink Tink turned over in fear when all of the sudden a pasty albino popped out of the trees and slithered seductively towards the unfortunate soul.

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“iHay Dios Mios! Its M.J., save me!!!” squealed Tink Tink. Sadly, no one came to his aid to save him from the cruel fate that was bestowed upon him. The sinful abomination merely smiled and snatched him back to his place for the night.

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The next day Lil’ Tink Tink’s family found him lying pathetically on the ground. The mother laughed, spat in his face, and said: “I told you so, you shouldn’t have been playing around like that you little prick!”

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After getting A-town stomped by his family, he was taken back home where they examined his wounds. Ripped up pretty badly and missing his legs, the village merely bandaged him and taped a giant paperclip where his legs used to be. Thus is how he obtained his nickname. Poor Lil’ Tink Tink.