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Previously on 100 Days of Awesome : GIRL WITH THE SPIKED HAIR: Oh. I guess it wasn’t a creative pickup line after all. QND EMPLOYEE: How dare you! What kind of creep are you?! PONG: Yup, it worked…

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REBECCA: Pong’s a great guy. He really is. And I love him to bits. And because I love him to bits, I am never going to ask what brought that on.

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ANASTASIA: Aw, snap !

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Hello, and welcome to 100 Days of Awesome , starring the made-of-Awesome Tsvirkunov family. They are currently running at six objectives accomplished for six days of trying, and if some of that involves the community lot rule, well, that’s perfectly legal. The 100 Days Challenge was created by Callista over at the old Boolprop, and the only change I’ve made is to decide that it’s okay for Sims to go to work or school.

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ANASTASIA: This is like the easiest challenge ever. ( to phone ) Hello? ANASTASIA: Yeah, I’d like to place an order for delivery, please. ANASTASIA: I don’t know. What have you got in a Child?

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ANASTASIA: Awesome. Thanks. ANASTASIA: Well, now that’s taken care of, I’m going to bed. Note from esmeiolanthe: Although I made the call less than an hour after midnight, I was told the child would arrive the next day, on Day 8. I’m pretty sure the game is programmed this way, and so I’m going to count the point.

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ABBEY (V.O.): Well, at least she left us a note this time. “I took care of it. Have a good day.” What was the “it” she took care of? I don’t see anything different. ( sigh ) At least it doesn’t seem to have involved setting the house on fire…

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ABBEY: I’m harvesting the lemons. I’m going to stock the juicer. You never know when we might need more orangeade. ABBEY: I’m a firm believer in being prepared.

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PONG (V.O.): I’m going to let somebody else do the community lot thing today. The last time really took it out of me.

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PONG (V.O.): Besides, Rebecca and I have a special little lady to spend time with. PONG (V.O.): Uh-uh. No cameras in the nursery.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): We have two new parents, one heavily pregnant woman, one working gamer, and a space pirate who gets to make his own hours. Guess who gets to go to a community lot today?

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DESCARTES (V.O.): It’s not so bad, really. I like going to my cousin’s place. The Tacky Flamingo -- you know it? It’s got bowling and free coffee and hot tubs and toilets and everything.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): And from what I hear, Abbey’s father really likes the place, so I figured that would be a good place to meet up with him. And I need to meet up with him for today’s off-site challenge.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): I’m supposed to Bite or Savage another Sim. Seems kind of violent, but hey. DESCARTES: Did you see that?! Who’s awesome, huh?

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ABBEY: My father is Count John Tsvirkunov, the vampire. He’d be, oooooh, two hundred and forty, two hundred and fifty by now, I guess, but I haven’t heard that he got staked or fried. ABBEY: Golly, I haven’t seen him since I was sixteen. I wouldn’t even know how to get hold of him after all these years. ( doubtfully ) He migh t have a phone by now, but it’s not all that likely…

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DESCARTES (V.O.): It’s not like visiting the Tacky Flamingo is a hardship. I had a good time. DESCARTES (V.O.): Okay, except for those three hours when nobody would move out of the way to let me out of the toilet. I tell you, I was this close to just crawling under the door and biting someone on the ankle.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): But I stayed until well after sunrise, and I didn’t see him. ( grumbles ) I don’t see why we have to stay on one lot the whole time. I could have found him if I went looking.

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DESCARTES: For all the good that did, I might as well have stayed home.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): Although then I would have had to witness my son-in-law being all soppy. ( grumbles ) That boy’s too Nice for his own good.* *Note from esmeiolanthe: Pong has four Nice points. Descartes has one.

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REBECCA (V.O.): I answered the phone today, and we have to have someone become a supernatural creature.

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ANASTASIA: So that’s what, creatures of the night? Like, um, vampires and werewolves and bigfeet and stuff? Or do I mean bigfoots? PONG: I think it’s one bigfoot, two bigfoot. Like moose. But they aren’t creatures of the night. I think plantsims count, though, and zombies and witches. ANASTASIA: Can we become witches? PONG: I honestly can’t see how.

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REBECCA: It’s not that I mind the idea of somebody having to become a plantsim. I like gardening. I approve of it wholeheartedly. And I know some plantsims, and they’re -- well, actually, the whole family has three Nice points between them, but that’s not the point.

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REBECCA: I just don’t see why I have to be the one to try to become a plantsim. I’m still a nursing mother! This can’t be good for Winnie.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): Hey, did somebody order a kid? ANASTASIA (V.O.): I told you I took care of it yesterday.

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ANASTASIA: Hi! You must be Allyn. ALLYN TSVIRKUNOV (NEWLY ADOPTED): Uh-huh. Did you know you’re pregnant? ANASTASIA: Yeah, I noticed. ALLYN: And you called for another kid anyway? ANASTASIA: Sure did. ALLYN: Cool. Why are there people with cameras here? ABBEY: Would you like some pancakes?

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ALLYN: So I’m going to be on TV? ABBEY: If your new mother says it’s okay. And only if you want to. ALLYN: Oh boy! New Mom, can I -- ? ANASTASIA: Sure, whatever. ALLYN: Oh boy oh boy! So what do we do on TV?

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ABBEY: Well, we try to complete a task each day, but we don’t know what it is until the day of. Today we have to have someone become a supernatural creature. ALLYN: Like a ghost? Can I be a ghost? I’ll roll my eyes back like this ( demonstrates ) and I’ll be all “ooooh…. oooOOOOoooohh…” ABBEY: No, no ghosts. Zombies count, but I really don’t think we want anybody to die… ALLYN: But can’t you cure them afterwards? You just get a potion or something. And they drink it and they’re all “aaaaughaaaarggh” and then they’re normal again.

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PONG: Anastasia needs to watch the sugar intake on that one. I don’t mind attempting to do an off-site task until she calms down a bit.

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PONG: I know Descartes was just here yesterday, but today’s off-site task is to get five or more people at a time to do the Smustle. They have good music here, and we know that Abbey’s father hangs out here sometimes, so maybe we could even kill two birds with one stone.

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REBECCA: You can’t do the Smustle on a community lot unless there’s a deejay. Everybody knows that. What was he thinking ?

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PONG (V.O.): So we couldn’t Smustle and I didn’t run into Abbey’s father. But it wasn’t a complete wash. I met the Matchmaker, and she sold me some potions.

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MATCHMAKER: No, this one is for vampires. That one is for plantsims. PONG: And which one is for zombies? MATCHMAKER: This one here. And that one is for werewolves. PONG: Werewolves is this one? MATCHMAKER: Yes, that one. PONG: Okay, great.

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ANASTASIA: He bought cures.

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PONG: I thought they’d turn you into the things! Haven’t you ever made a mistake?

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): So here’s what I’m thinking: if Mr. Oblivious over there bought cures, maybe I can get a job in Paranormal. I have a degree, so should be able to start at, like, Level Forty or something, which means we can just get a bone phone. Then somebody just, um, goes away for a little while and we bring ’em back as a zombie. And then we cure ’em.

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PONG: Did you have anybody in particular in mind to volunteer? ANASTASIA: Maybe. But since there aren’t any jobs in Paranormal it’s a moot point. …Is that a peanut butter and banana sandwich? PONG: Yes. ANASTASIA: And I thought I was the pregnant one.

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ANASTASIA: I never had any weird cravings. Not a one.

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DESCARTES (V.O): We couldn’t go back to a community lot to try and meet a vampire, since Pong picked the wrong spot. We couldn’t get a job in paranormal, so we couldn’t make a zombie. The garden wasn’t bad enough to need enough spraying to become a plantsim. Our best bet -- and it wasn’t a very good one -- was to wait until dark and hope like system crash we could manage a werewolf.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): But we kind of got distracted in the evening. ANASTASIA: Aaaaaaaaaaugh! ALLYN: New Mom, are you okay? ANASTASIA: Get this camera out of my faaaaaaaace! ALLYN: Okay. Um. Hi. Mr. Camera Person?

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ALLYN: Hi. I’m over here. Listen, I can recite the whole first fit of The Hunting of the Snark . I’ll show you. ( clears throat ) “Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried/As he landed his crew with care/Supporting each man on the top of the tide/By a finger entwined in his hair./“Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice/That alone --” ANASTASIA: She really will recite the whole [bleep] thing unless you go away !

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PONG: Okay, just one shot. And only because she’s just turned Toddler. I don’t want my daughter’s face on the screen all the time.

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ANASTASIA: This is Georgiana. Say “Hi” Georgiana! Say “Hi” to the nice viewers at home! GEORGIANA: brrrrpt ANASTASIA: Was that good? Did you get enough of a closeup? Do we need to shoot it again? DESCARTES (V.O.): So we didn’t manage a werewolf either.

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DESCARTES: But today’s task is really easy! All we have to do is teach a child to study! Pfffffffft -- I could do that standing on my head. Well, I could if you gave me one of those mirror thingies, so I could see the paper even though I was on the floor. Or Abbey could do it, maybe, because she’s smarter than me. And I don’t think she’s had enough screen time.

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ANASTASIA: Hey, we need to talk about our other tasks today. REBECCA: Oh, are we going to try the off-site rule again? ANASTASIA: We’re low on points, thanks to a certain someone going to exactly the wrong place. PONG: I said I was sorry. ANASTASIA: Anyway, I called for an assignment, and they gave me two. They said we had to complete both to get the point.

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ANASTASIA: Actually, they gave me a lot more than two, but they either weren’t doable on a community lot or they made no sense. Where the [bleep] is the Fortress of Eternal Darkness? And how can we get fired on a community lot if we don’t work there? Or do anything involving a toddler? Or sew custom clothing? I can’t sew! I don’t know anybody who can, either. And what the sysco is a “magic skill” and how do you “max” it?

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REBECCA: Oh, okay. We can do two. What are they? ANASTASIA: “Drink Love Potion #8.5” and -- REBECCA: That’s easy. I’ve got like five bottles left from college. But can you drink it on community lots? ANASTASIA: Well, if you can’t, we can jump on a couch instead. -- And the second task is “Get caught cheating.” PONG: ( chokes )

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REBECCA: What was that, Pong? PONG: Nothing. Forgot how to swallow for a minute.

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ANASTASIA: So I’ve got it all worked out: you, I, and Pong will all go somewhere. Pong can drink the love potion and flirt with me real quick in front of you and we’re done. It’ll take longer to get there than it will to get the point. REBECCA: I don’t like the idea of my husband flirting with my sister. ANASTASIA: It’s not like it’s cheating cheating. You’ll be there the whole time. REBECCA: But there’s the whole jealousy thing… ANASTASIA: And how many strawberries did we harvest this last time?

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REBECCA: You make an excellent point. Okay, that sounds like a plan. We’ll get Mom to watch the kids for a bit and knock this right out. Pong, go get dressed. PONG: Isn’t anybody going to ask me what I think about this? REBECCA and ANASTASIA ( together ): No.

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REBECCA: So while Pong gets dressed, I’m just stocking the juicer with all the strawberries I’ve got. That should be enough, but in case it isn’t, Dad has a good backstock too.

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REBECCA: Okay, Pong. Here’s the Number 8.5. PONG: Do I have to do this? REBECCA: Yes. PONG: What about your mother? Or father? Or Anastasia? She’s got lots of boyfriends… ANASTASIA: I don’t have any boyfriends. I have friends with benefits and one-night stands. And none of them would give a [bleep] what I did. Come on, the sooner we get this over with, the sooner I can take a nap.

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ANASTASIA: So where are we going again? REBECCA: I thought Benevolent Grounds. PONG: Not the coffee shop. Not in front of everybody… REBECCA: They’ve got couches to jump on in case it turns out that you can’t drink the love potion.

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REBECCA (V.O.): So yeah, that wasn’t something we needed to worry about after all, but the theory was sound. PONG ( mutters ): Through the teeth and past the gums -- look out stomach, here it comes…

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PONG: So, um, Anastasia. You’re looking really nice today. ANASTASIA: Thanks. Whenever you’re ready. PONG: But I just did flirt with you! ANASTASIA: You call that a flirt? That’s an ordinary compliment! No wonder you never had any girlfriends before my sister. Say something about my boobs. PONG: Er, they’re very -- Uh, wow! You have some rack! Er… hubba-hubba? ANASTASIA: Esme, this is painful. Rebecca!

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REBECCA: Huh? ANASTASIA: Rebecca, your husband just complimented me on my rack! Don’t you feel inclined to come over and slap him one? REBECCA: I missed it. Lipstick on my teeth. Do it again?

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ANASTASIA: Oh, for the love of -- ! Here, I’ll take care of this. PONG: Eeeeeek ! Bad touch! Bad touch!

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REBECCA: Pong, you schmuck! How could you let my sister feel you up?! My sister , Pong! PONG: Ow… ANASTASIA: Great, that’s done. Can we go home now? I’m tired and thirsty and I don’t trust their bathroom.

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REBECCA: You realize that everything is completely borked now, right? I’m pissed at my husband, he’s pissed at me, I’m pissed at you… ANASTASIA: Oh, I know how to fix that. Pong, say something nice and romantic to your wife. PONG: Rebecca, you are my guiding star, the center of my universe -- REBECCA: I don’t want to hear that!

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ANASTASIA: And neither do I, you filthy cheater! ( slaps Pong but good ) How dare you say something romantic to your wife in front of me?! ( slaps him again ) We are through, do you hear me? Through! PONG: Why did I ever agree to this…? ANASTASIA: There, see? All better. Dibs on the strawberry juice!

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PONG (V.O.): Why do you get dibs? ANASTASIA (V.O.): Because I’m a nursing mother. PONG (V.O.): You are not. Georgiana gets bottles. ANASTASIA (V.O.): Then I’m getting dibs because I’ve got a mean right hook. PONG (V.O.): That’s fair.

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REBECCA (V.O.): I’m really glad there was a hole that needed to be filled in. Otherwise I might have taken out my aggression in a less healthy manner. On my husband, say.

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REBECCA (V.O.): Okay, it’s not his fault, exactly. I made him do it. But that doesn’t make it hurt any less. I hope to Esme we never get that task again, because if we do, I don’t think I can handle it.

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PONG (V.O.): It’s over. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

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DESCARTES: So whaddya say, kiddo? Are you ready to learn how to study? ALLYN: You bet!

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DESCARTES (V.O.): Did you see how enthusiastic she was? I’m not sure that’s natural. ABBEY (V.O.): There’s nothing wrong with liking to learn. I like to learn. DESCARTES (V.O.): But you don’t jump up and down and clap your hands at the thought of doing homework. ABBEY (V.O.): Well, no… DESCARTES (V.O.): And you never did. ABBEY (V.O.): Well, not as such, no…

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DESCARTES (VO.): Like I said, I’m not sure that’s natural. ABBEY (V.O.): But she’ll probably get a lot of scholarships for college. DESCARTES (V.O.): That’s true. Always a good thing, when you’ve got that many to educate. ALLYN: That’s it? DESCARTES: That’s it. ALLYN: Huh. That wasn’t so hard after all. Thanks, Grampa.

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ANASTASIA: Somehow that was anti-climactic.

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Score Objectives accomplished on the home lot: 2 Objectives accomplished on a community lot: 1 Total points: 3 Total points from last time: 6 GRAND TOTAL: 9 Days played: 9 out of 100

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