100 Days Season1 Episode 2

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Previously on 100 Days of Awesome : ANASTASIA (V.O.): I could totally have scored with him by six in the morning! I just don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I’ve never had that problem before. Never.

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REBECCA (V.O.): I mean, it’s not much of a wedding, getting married in the living room in a hurry before you need that maternity wedding gown, but you don’t want some weird old lady in underwear hanging around.

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PONG (V.O.): Um, maybe I’ll be sure not to be alone with my mother-in-law for a little bit, though. The new wardrobe really helps. With that. Um. PONG (V.O.): Will Rebecca be seeing this at all?

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Hello, and welcome to 100 Days of Awesome , starring the Tsvirkunov family! Last time the family was able to complete two out of their three tasks. We’ll see how well they do this time. The 100 Days Challenge was created by Callista over at the old Boolprop; the only change I have made is to explicitly decide that it’s okay for Sims to go to school or work.

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DESCARTES: Today somebody has to earn a Gold Badge in something. I’m so excited! Okay, I’m Fortune, not Knowledge, but we decided to put a make a little friendly wager out of it. DESCARTES: I’m going to win. You watch.

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ANASTASIA: I’m glad I called dibs on the Gardening badge, because there’s a system to that. It’s really easy. See, you start by fertilizing the ground, really working the stuff in. I could use compost, but I’m not sure we have enough, and I don’t want to slow anything down too much.

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): Then you plant whatever you want. I’m planting tomatoes because they’re cheap and easy. It actually doesn’t matter what you plant though. It can be anything.

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): Water the plants. Water any other plants you’ve got too. Water them even if you’ve got a sprinkler, even if it’s going at the same time. It doesn’t matter if you overwater. After that, if you’ve got anything that needs tended, you go ahead and tend it. You need to wait a little bit until the seedlings come up anyhow.

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): One the seedlings come up, you compost them. Immediately. That clears the ground, and you can fertilize it again. And then water and tend and compost stuff again. Nothing builds a gardening badge faster than constantly doing something in the garden.

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PONG: Abbey and I have a little friendly competition of our own going, don’t we, Abbey? ABBEY: We sure do. PONG: We rented these work benches for the day, and we’re going to see who can make more items. ABBEY: The winner gets out of doing the dinner dishes for a month. PONG: I’m not sure that’s really fair, because robots are pretty fiddly to do.

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ABBEY: Oh, sure, they’re fiddly. But have you ever tried to make a brick soft and cuddly? Plus, the paint takes a really long time to dry. PONG: But they’re still just bricks . ABBEY: Yes, but you can make up the difference when I have to go to work. PONG: I can tell you, though, I’d rather be doing this than what Descartes is doing. ABBEY ( darkly ): He better be filling that thing in at the end of the day, that’s all.

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DESCARTES: I’m going to get a gold fishing badge today. It’s not that hard to be smarter than a fish. And the pond I dug in the backyard and filled in with a hose has a magically infinite amount of fish in it, so this shouldn’t take too long. Now, the worm you want for fishing is a nightcrawler. They’re nearly nine inches longer than other worms, which is naturally very appealing. After all, you’d rather have the super deluxe triple-decker bacon cheeseburger with fries and a drink than the plain patty in a bun, right?

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DESCARTES: Your cast is the most important part of the process. You can’t just dunk the worm in the pond. You have to cast it just so, and then start reeling back in right away, so the bait is moving. Here, I’ll show you.

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DESCARTES: [bleep]! [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep]! [bleep]!

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DESCARTES: I had every intention of doing that. Don’t you have other people to film?

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REBECCA (V.O.): I’ve been told I’m not allowed to participate in today’s challenge, because I’m pregnant and I’ll need to rest or pee or eat or throw up every five minutes. Okay, so I threw up after my first bump and that’s not normal. But I’m not made of glass.

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REBECCA (V.O.): So I’ve been thinking about the juicer. Mom keeps it pretty well stocked, but she never puts any lemons in it. Lots of peppers and oranges and strawberries, but no lemons.

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REBECCA: IIIIIIIIIIIII’m jjjjjjjjjjjjust gggggoingggg tooooooo ttttaaaake ccccccare of thiiiiiiiisssss annnnnnnd theeeeeeen IIIIIIIII’m oooooooooff.

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REBECCA: I’m going to buy every orange and lemon they’ve got, and then I’m going to go home and drink orangeade until I nearly wet my pants. REBECCA: Okay, that won’t take very long given how much this baby likes to jump up and down on my bladder. But I’ll keep it up all day. Orangeade builds badges, you know.

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REBECCA: Or at least, that’s what I’ll do if anybody ever comes to ring me up.* What is up with people? I can’t wait around all day! There’s the three-hour off-site rule to consider! *Note for my British readers: That’s “ringing up” as in “totaling purchases on a cash register.” No telephones involved.

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REBECCA: That’s it! This is ridiculous! I’ve been here two and a half hours, and I spent most of that in line! I am tired , and I am hungry , and I have pee , and I just want to give them money , and they won’t let me ! What the [bleep] kind of business is this? What do they think they’re playing at?

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REBECCA: [bleep] this [bleep] -- I’m going home.

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REBECCA (V.O.): Okay, maybe that was a little extreme, but it really isn’t fair! It’s poor business practice, that’s all it is. The owner was there: I saw her. She kept going up to people and trying to do the Three Lakes greeting -- badly, I might add -- and playing “loves me, loves me not” with these flowers that she got from I don’t know where. ( sigh ) I’ll just have to sit today out. ( heatedly ) But I could have done it! It would have worked! ( glumly ) It’s not fair.

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ABBEY: I’m just a little to tired and uncomfortable to work on making toys right now, so I’m going to -- Aaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! No! No! What’s happening ?!

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ABBEY: ( moans wretchedly ) REBECCA ( alarmed ): Mom?! Mom, are you okay? ABBEY: ( moans wretchedly again ) I’m starving. And I have to pee. And I smell awful. And I’m hungry. And I’m desperately lonely. And I haven’t done anything fun in forever. ( wails ) And I’m so tired all I want to do is sit down and cry! REBECCA ( calls, frantically ): PONG! Pong, come help me!

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REBECCA: Mom, don’t go to sleep yet. Mom… MOM! ABBEY: snork Huh? REBECCA: Mom, I’m making you some juice. Don’t go to sleep. MOM! ABBEY: snerk Waaah…? REBECCA: I’m making you juice! PONG: Here’s some coffee, Abbey. Come on, drink up.

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REBECCA: There you go, Mom. After you finish that, you can go to the bathroom and take a shower. ABBEY: But I’m tired ! REBECCA: I know you are, Mom. I know. Now drink up. PONG ( to Rebecca ): What kind of juice did you make? REBECCA: Er… Beauty cocktail, I think? Whatever was handy. PONG: Uh… I’ll be, um, somewhere else if you need me. REBECCA: Where? PONG: Um… Not here?

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REBECCA (V.O.): Esme, I can’t believe Mom’s out of the running! I hope she’s going to be okay.

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DESCARTES: No, I wasn’t worried about Abbey. Why would I be? She got fed right away, and that’s all that really mattered. The rest can be taken care of later. Nothing a good night’s sleep and a bath wouldn’t fix. I mean, we could always replace the mattress if necessary.

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DESCARTES (V.O.): Did you see the size of the fish I caught, though? Weren’t those great?

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REBECCA: I’m taking over for Mom. Just for now. But I don’t think it will do much good. I’m awful tired myself, and I’m really going to have to pee soon. And it’s getting dark…

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REBECCA: How are you doing, Pong? PONG: Great! I’m up to a bronze badge already. I love making robots!

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ANASTASIA: A bronze badge isn’t going to do you much good -- it’s already seven-thirty. REBECCA: Then what are you still doing inside? ANASTASIA: I’m having my coffee. How else am I going to keep gardening?

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): I have a silver badge now, and I got that hours ago. That means I have to get a gold badge soon, right? I mean, I’m doing non-stop gardening!

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REBECCA ( calls, from the second floor ): Time! ANASTASIA: Did you hear that? DESCARTES: Not me. ANASTASIA: Me either. I’m so close! REBECCA: TIME! IT’S OVER! DESCARTES: Well, crapnuggets.

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ANASTASIA: What the system crash is going on? What is wrong with me? I should be able to get these things done! That’s twice in a row we’ve failed! Okay, so Mom had an accident, I can see that, and Rebecca is pregnant. Not their faults. But the other two were worse than useless! And how exactly is midnight a fair deadline? What is wrong with six a.m., huh? Answer me that!

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DESCARTES (V.O.): It was supposed to be Rebecca’s turn to get the phone, but she’s due any second, so I got it. Today, somebody has to get sick. DESCARTES (V.O.): That’s a really weird task, isn’t it? Getting sick? I mean, how are we supposed to do that?

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ABBEY: Well, there are several kinds of sickness: colds, flu, and pneumonia are the most common, of course, but we can’t control who gets colds or pneumonia.

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ABBEY (V.O.): You get the flu from vermin that come around a knocked-over trash can. Ours gets knocked over with some regularity-- we can’t figure out who’s doing it -- so that’s something to hope for.

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ABBEY (V.O.): There’s food poisoning, and I’ve already left a plate of food out for it to go bad. I guess we’ll have to draw lots for who gets to eat it.

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ABBEY (V.O.): I’ve heard that it’s possible to make some sort of virus if you have the right equipment, but I’ve also heard it’s highly contagious, and I’d rather leave that as a last resort.

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ABBEY (V.O.): And then there’s morning sickness, but Rebecca’s on medication now, and she doesn’t do that anymore…* REBECCA: No! I’m glad I’m not throwing up! I’m not stopping my meds for anybody ! ABBEY: But you did say they’re constipating… REBECCA: Then I will eat more bran flakes! En oh , Mom, no ! *List of all Sims 2 illnesses from The Sims Wiki. Available from http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Illness, accessed on 28 May 2012.

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REBECCA: This is a really tough one. It doesn’t seem like it would be, but it is.

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REBECCA (V.O.): Although it wouldn’t be as hard if certain people didn’t go cleaning everything up. PONG (V.O.): I said I was sorry! I didn’t know your mom had left it out on purpose!

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): What, you’ve never heard of woohoo-transmitted diseases?

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ANASTASIA (V.O.): No, I didn’t actually ask to see his WTD test results. I never do. But there are prevention techniques that I didn’t use either.

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ANASTASIA: You can leave now. ABHIJEET MCCLELLAN, THE FIREMAN: Me? ANASTASIA: No, the pervs with the camera. Bye-bye, now!

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ABBEY: Pong, I’m going to put this cheese sandwich out now, to let it go bad. Please don’t clean it up. PONG: I said I was sorry!

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PONG (V.O.): And anyway, why are you all so mad at me? Descartes has been cleaning just as much as me. ABBEY (V.O.): Descartes? DESCARTES (V.O.): Only the bathrooms. They’re a breeding ground for diseases. ABBEY (V.O.): Des caaaaaaartes !

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ANASTASIA: A complete waste, I tell you. He’s squeaky clean. In terms of WTDs, I mean. Not in terms of wanting a ring on his finger first. ANASTASIA: Well, okay, so it wasn’t a complete waste. If you know what I mean. ANASTASIA: But nobody got sick. Nobody was able to find a job in Science. The cheese sandwich still hasn’t gone green and buzzy, and it’s three minutes to midnight.

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ANASTASIA: And nobody’s even kicked over the trash can. Four times a day, every day, it gets kicked over, and the one day we want it kicked over -- nothing! ANASTASIA: At least today’s task is doable. Twenty minutes, and we’re done. ( yawns hugely ) I’ll fill the family in after a good night’s sleep.

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ABBEY: Why couldn’t Anastasia at least leave a note? Would it have killed her to tell us what today’s task was? Sometimes that girl can be so -- REBECCA ( screams ): Mommyyyyyyyy!

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ABBEY: Hold on, baby, I’m coming!

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ABBEY: What’s wrong? What is it? REBECCA: It huuuuuurts! ABBEY: It’s okay, sweetie. I’m here. Pong’s here. All you have to do its breathe. Pong, can you get the door?

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( Door slams )

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FIREFIGHTER: What is it with these people? The alarm’s going off like a banshee, and nobody’s paying any attention? What could possibly be more important than your house being on fire?

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PONG (V.O.): Her name is Winifred. And no, you may not take any film of her.

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ANASTASIA: Morning, Mom. Listen, today’s task is really easy: we just need to have a fire. Maybe something small and controlled in the backyard, or -- ABBEY: But we already had one this morning. Didn’t you hear the alarm? ANASTASIA: No. What happened? ABBEY: I was distracted by the arrival of your niece. ANASTASIA: It’s a girl? Awesome! What -- urk ’scuse me …

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ANASTASIA: Why couldn’t this have happened yesterday ?

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ABBEY: I don’t want to know. I just don’t want to know.

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ABBEY: So, I was thinking about the off-site rule… ANASTASIA: Oh, you should totally take advantage of that! I’d go with you, but I need to eat half a pizza and then sleep for a week. If I don’t puke it all up again first. PONG: I’ll go with you, Abbey. Rebecca wants some bonding time with Winifred.

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ABBEY: I’m sorry, Pong! The carpool’s here. Can you handle it by yourself? You don’t have to if you don’t want to. PONG: No, I’ll handle it. Er… what’s the task? ABBEY: ( indistinct ) PONG: What was that? ABBEY: I said “Get Caught Cheating”!

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PONG (V.O.): How am I supposed to do that? PONG: Excuse me, but, um, I’m on a reality show and I need to get caught cheating or I won’t win any fabulous prizes. Can I call my wife to come over and then flirt with you? QND EMPLOYEE*: Ew, no! What kind of creep are you? *“QND” is the name of the clothing store that Pong visited for this challenge.

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PONG (V.O.): I’m not a creep. But I want to do my part. So I just kept on talking to her.

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PONG (V.O.): I’ve had girls tell me I’m really sweet and charming. It gets me sort of fitted into that gay-best-friend slot, even though I’m not gay. Rebecca’s the only one who ever got past that, and I think it’s because of who she is. I am so lucky to have her.

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PONG (V.O.): I hope she can forgive me, because this isn’t even the worst part.

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PONG (V.O.): I forgot the cell phone. I don’t have one of my own, and Abbey and I were going to use hers if we needed to call anyone. Only she had to go to work, and I got stuck.

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PONG (V.O.): I’m just lucky that there were a lot of girls in the store. PONG: Hi. Um. I’m part of a reality show, and I have to be caught cheating, only I forgot my cell phone so I can’t call my wife to come to the lot after all the trouble I had to get that girl over there to let me flirt with her, so can I flirt with you instead and see if it makes that girl over there jealous? GIRL WITH SPIKED HAIR: Hee hee, how sweet! Of course!

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GIRL WITH THE SPIKED HAIR: Oh. I guess it wasn’t a creative pickup line after all. QND EMPLOYEE: How dare you! What kind of creep are you?! PONG: Yup, it worked… PONG (V.O.): And you know what I’m gonna do when I get home?

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REBECCA: Well! What was that for? PONG ( with feeling ): I love you. REBECCA: I love you too. Did you accomplish what you needed to do? PONG: Yes. I love you, Rebecca. I mean, I really, really love you.

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REBECCA: Pong’s a great guy. He really is. And I love him to bits. And because I love him to bits, I am never going to ask what brought that on.

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ABBEY: I’m glad Pong was okay without me. I felt really bad that I didn’t at least give him my phone, but he’s a very resourceful guy. We’re back on track, and everything’s going great!

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ANASTASIA: Aw, snap !

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Score Objectives accomplished on home lot: 1 Objectives accomplished on a community lot: 1 Total points: 2 Total points from last time: 4 GRAND TOTAL: 6 Days played: 6 out of 100

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