The Modern Amos

The Modern Amos : 

The Modern Amos By Daniel Chen BEFORE AFTER

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Israel has sinned against the Lord again and again causing the Lord to no longer let them go unpunished and to send down fire from heaven to destroy their homes. Israel has worshipped idols, murdered and plundered and God has forgiven them over and over again and finally reached the point where he gives them disaster and will finally destroy them. Though God is always forgiving, he has a limit. The Lord will destroy Israel but will spare those who seek him. Israel will be punished for their sins by destruction, but the Lord will restore them after having shaken them to bits. My Thesis BYE BYE NOW!

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GOTCHA!=) ~(8-(|) lololololololololol

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OMG I must be dreaming Y’all have gat tobe kiddin’ me. Maybe if I stab myself this will be over I guess not God will burn down your fortresses with fire. Amos 1:4, 7, 10, 12, 14 2:2, 5

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Hand of God EXILED God will exile all of you from your land. Amos 1:5, 15

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Money Plz Are you kiddin’ me? Help me! Ahehehehehem You shall be destroyed. Destroyed God will destroy those who step on the poor and ignore the oppressed. Amos 2:7

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EGYPT DESERT 40 YEARS ISRAEL HELP!!! Punishment time Fine Have a nice 40 years being bored …………………………………………………………………………………………. God is a really annoying person, let’s worship these golden cows I made. Must be slow to anger. I’m not a person. God will crush those of you who ignored his kindness. Amos 2:10

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Return ma sheepers. FORCE You dudes were the only dudes that were dudes. I mean, you people were the only dudes who were faithful. I’m sorry, did I say dude again? Ahhh… Whatever. SAVED God will save those who were faithful like a shepherd will save the leg bones of a sheep eaten by a lion. Amos 3:12

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Oooohh… Cake! HOOKED FISHHOOKED God will hook you all away and the last will be hooked with fishhooks. Amos 4:2

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When is The Day of the Lord coming? Please come quick, I can’t wait any longer. Want a preview? Yes! Wait, will it look like this? No, it’ll be like this. The Day of the Lord will not be a happy day for those that think it will be a happy day. Amos 5:18, 20 You’ve gat to be kiddin’ me

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HIIIII YAH The Lord will smash big houses into pieces and little houses into bits. In this case, the big house if flattened and the small house has dissolved. =) Amos 6:11

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It’s harvest time so why don’t y’all get some locusts huh? Amos Plz don’t do that Fine be that way. I’ll just give em’ a little bit of fire. Plz don’t do that either. Fine God will use different ways to destroy us but will always relent and end it before it really destroys anyone. Amos 7:1-6

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