Why Traffic Exists

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A short on why there's always traffic. Sorry about the bad animation, i was at work without a mouse

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Presentation Transcript

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Why Traffic Exists By Eric Corriea

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VROOMVROOM!

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Why do we all have the same car?

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SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!

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FORD

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FORD Putt Putt…

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Boy, I sure am glad I woke up early to get to work on time today FORD

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This just might be a good day! FORD

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Uh-oh… FORD

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INEEDTHISCAR CALIFORNIA

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Looks like this guy wants over FORD

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Well, what the hey, I’ll be a good neighbor and let him in! FORD

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There ya go! FORD

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INEEDTHISCAR CALIFORNIA

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Yup, you’re all clear! FORD

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INEEDTHISCAR CALIFORNIA

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FORD Hmmm…Maybe he needs a little more room.

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FORD That should do it!

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INEEDTHISCAR CALIFORNIA

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FORD Come on buddy, there’s plenty of room, just come over!

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FORD Oh, you know what, he probably just left his blinker on. Bless my knickers!

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FORD Oh, you know what, he probably just left his blinker on. Bless my knickers!

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FORD Well, back on track!

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FORD WOAH BUDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!

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ESCALADE I-Phone Hey, listen to this song that’s on the radio Ashley, remember how we both like it!

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ESCALADE I-Phone Hey there, Delilah, smeh smeh, smeh, smeh New York city, I’m a blah blah shmeh shmeh, but my grits are way too gritty!

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FORD You had plenty of time to get over earlier, if you wanna get over, then get over!

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ESCALADE I-Phone You know what I love to do Ashley? Go to concerts and sing the one song I know so loudly that no one else can enjoy themselves!

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ESCALADE I-Phone Hang on, I’m gonna take a swig of my eco water cause it’s good for the environment and it looks great in my SUV

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ESCALADE I-Phone

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FORD Well that is it, I have had it up to here, I am just gonna go ahead, the devil be darned!

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FORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SCARLETT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

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ESCALADE I-Phone Hang on a sec Ashley, some idiot’s riding my ass…WATCH WHERE YOU’RE DRIVING MORON!

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HONK!

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FORD WHAT?!!!!!!!! Don’t honk at me. You can’t honk backwards! That’s for cars in front of you!

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FORD Ugh! Finally. You try to be nice to someone and then they screw it up worse than Spiderman 3

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I’m just gonna move on with my day…

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ESCALADE I-Phone Well, Ashley, there’s my exit…What’s a blind spot?

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SMASH!!!!

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FORD AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN BLOODY SHIT STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh no, it looks like we’re now blocking two lanes, oh well.

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FORD I’m hope your children are born liking nickleback.

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MEANWHILE

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Oh, Look, an accident

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Should We Help?

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No, I’ve heard just driving real slow and looking is the best thing to do

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Sounds good to me!

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YOU

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FORD WHY IS THERE ALWAYS TRAFFIC?

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Oh, yea and then a wasp stings you.

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FORD Stupid shit wasp.

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FIN

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Inspired by my drive to work this morning