The Night Santa Went Crazy

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The Night Santa Went Crazy: 

The Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic Bad Hair Day

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Down in the workshop all the elves are making toys for the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

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When the boss busted in, nearly scared them half to death Had a rifle in his hand and cheap whiskey on his breath

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From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo

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Like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, “Merry Christmas to all - Now you’re all gonna die!”

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The night Santa went crazy The night St Nick went insane

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Realized he’d been gettin ’ a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain

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Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

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Everywhere you’ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

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And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

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And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

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And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

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And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, “It tastes just like Chicken!”

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The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts

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Now you can’t hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin ’ in reindeer guts

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There’s the National Guard and the F.B.I.

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There’s a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin ’ round in the sky

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And the bullets are flyin ’, the body counts risin ’ And everyone’s dying to know, oh Santa, why?

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My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy

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Yes, Virginia, now Santa’s doin ’ time In a federal prison for his infamous crime

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Hey, little friend, now don’t you cry no more tears He’ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

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But now Vixen’s in therapy and Donner’s still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service

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And they say Mrs. Claus, she’s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

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They’re talkin ’ bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped

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Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of getting’ gypped

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Wo , the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane

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Realized he’s gettin ’ a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain

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Wo , something finally must have snapped in his brain

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Tell ya , something finally must have snapped… in his brain

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THE END Weird Al Yankovic The Night Santa Went Crazy Bad Hair Day Pictures found on Google Jeff Misiewicz