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22 Quotes Make You Laugh

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"Everybody loves success, but they hate  successful people."  – John McEnroe

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"The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most .” –  Ann Landers

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"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction ."  – Al Bernstein

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"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. "  – Jim Backus

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"Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station ."  – Fred Allen

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"If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X ; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. "  – Albert Einstein

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"90 per cent of success is turning up ."  – Woody Allen

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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal ."  – Henry Ford

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"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time ."  – Joe Girard

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"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. "  – Nick Diamos

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"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so ."  – Mark Twain

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"The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers ."  – Walter Percy Chrysler

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog ."  – Mark Twain

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"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito ."  – Unknown

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"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? "  –   Jean Cocturan

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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves ."  – Dorothy Parker

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"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a bachelor , and second nature in a married woman ."  – Helen Rowland

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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."  – Mark Twain

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"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening ."  –Franklin P. Jones

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"Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. "  – Samuel Johnson

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"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth ."  – George Bernard Shaw

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"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying ."  – Unknown Thank You Very Much HAVE A GREAT DAY FORWARDED BY S DEVANARAYANAN

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