Cinemacy 6: Drama Little Mama

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Cinemacy 6: Drama, Little Mama I EAT BRAINS.

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Hey guys! So, it’s been like, what, a month and a half? Not too bad, considering I’ve been dying from school and family drama. But yes, I finally have a chapter for you! It’s 65 slides, but it covers a lot of material. Anyways, read on, and enjoy! Happy Holidays! x brainfish

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LOOK! I got a picture of the head-desk animation! Seriously, it took me WAY too long to finally capture the head-meets-keyboard moment, but, gosh, it is glorious.

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…Days after Bumblebee divorces that nasty old maid, he died. Hmph. The thing that really concerns me? That Mikaela is heartfarting over his deadness. WTF.

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Bumblebee: “Er, so, Mikaela, I see you’ve finally changed out of the wedding dress.” Mikaela: “Sniff. Yes, I felt too close to him wearing it.” Bumblebee: “…You mean, close to my dead baby daddy? WTF?” Mik: “Oh, shut up. You divorced him remember?”

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Bumblebee: “Hello, relatively attractive teenager. I definitely only invited you over here in a friendly-type manner. Not pedophilic at all. I’m definitely not going to force cake down your throat and marry you.” Irfan Bunch: “Er, what?”

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“Mmmm. Cake.”

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“Yes! Get old! And give me money! And babies! And some form of husbandly support I never got from that deadbeat geezer maid!”

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EUGH! Balding too early! MAKEOVER.

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…Or not.

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“Oh! Oh, bejeezus! Erm, I’ll just be going then… Uh, have a nice birth? Errr, right. BYE!”

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Bumblebee: “WAIT! Future husband! Hold my hand or something!” Irfan: “OMFG. Get me OUT of here!”

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…Right. So, do you really even care what movie this generation is? Good, because I don’t either. My boyfriend dragged me to see it when The Men Who Stare At Goats was sold out. Amelia Notable cast: Hilary Swank – Amelia Earhart Richard Gere – Amelia’s Husband Christopher Eccleston – Idfk or care Ewan McGregor – Gene Vidal, Amelia’s Mister. Basically, a biography of Ms. Earheart. Eum, it wasn’t absolutely terrible. I didn’t HATE it. Would have rather based this generation off of George Clooney and goats, though.

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Oh, look, Ewan McGregor. He plays Gene Vidal, Earhart’s playboy. He’s ambitious and I lost my notes and I DON’T care. Possible traits: ambitious flirtatious friendly

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Gene Theatric – Randomized trait is Artistic, Chosen trait is Friendly. Favorites: Latin Music, Hot Dogs, Green

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Bumblebee: “Hey, so sorry about the whole, giving birth in your presence, thing. By the way, did I mention that I really like your purple shirt?” Irfan: “What, you’re Easily Impressed? PFff!” Bumblebee: “Pff. Snob.” NO. This WILL WORK. I’m sick of playing the find-a-spouse game with you!

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Bumblebee: “Look, dude, I have a KID. And I’m the 2nd Gen LEGACY HEIR. Please dude, let that count for SOMETHING?” Irfan: “But- but I’m too young!” Bumblebee: “Dude, you’re balding.”

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“Er, I mean, not that I don’t like the baldingness. It’s… er, endearing.”

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Irfan: “Awww, thank you!” Bumblebee: “…I thought you were a snob.” Ifran: “Shut up. My name is Irfan, do you honestly think my self-esteem is that fantastic?” Bumblebee: “Nope! That’s why you’re going to move in!”

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Bumblebee: “Orry abou eh whowe, ‘sealing yoo innohee’ hee.” Irfan: “Whaf??” Bumblebee: “Ogh, neffermye.”

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Hmm, a makeover definitely helps. Not that you can tell. “Eh. I guess you’re not THAT bad. The purple eyes are creepy though.”

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“So, er, you ready to really take my innocence?” EW.

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You know what I like about writing in powerpoint? You don’t have to come up for a caption for lame, overused, yet necessary woohoo pictures. You can just make them fill up the whole screen and act like there was never a need for captions anyways. Ahem.

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WOOO. Woot for premarital intercourse and preggernancy.

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Double Woot! for ridiculously rushed relationships. Meh, she’s already got a kid and such. Well, this would be where I would put down Irfan’s stats. But seeing as I’m LAME and forgot to write them down – even though I wrote down Simon’s for some silly reason- they will be nonexistent. I do remember that he wants to lead the free world, though. And he’s good, friendly, snobbish, and immature.

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Mmm. What a nice sconce. It’s really pretty. I’d like it better if it matched the wallpaper, but it’s pretty nice, all the same. Oh, and it matches Bumblebee’s hideous nightgown.

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So, I figured that the wedding might as well get under way, considering that Bee was going to be popping anytime, so. Of course, Mikaela is still wearing the same dress. Mikaela: “WTF! Why are you wearing my dress AGAIN?!” Bumblebee: “Excuse me? This is my wedding!” Mik: “…Yeah? Well, you look like TRASH.”

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Ahem, moving on. - ignore Mikaela’s nastiness in the background.

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“Awww, my cute little sister and her amazingly gorgeous husband are so CUTE. …Too cute.”

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Mikaela: “Eyyy baby! If you were a booger, I’d totally pick you first.”

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Irfan: “Ughm, what?! I just got married! TO YOUR SISTER! Go away!” Mikaela: “What?! No! Buy me a pretty gem, biyatch!” Irfan: “…WTF.”

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Bumblebee: “YOU! You- you- WHORE!” Irfan: “Yeeeaaaah! Cat fight!”

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“How could YOU?! You know what? I hope your babies get MILK poisoning!”

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“Yeah? Well – I hope your reign as legacy heir FAILS. AGUGH! You know what, you look gross in your wedding dress! Hell yeah, I went there, you biscuit!”

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“Well- well YOU look like a LLAMA in your CRAPPY dress, so THERE.”

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“What? You wanna go, huh? Get outta here, you – you, er, moldy soda can*!” *I couldn’t think of any more pg-13 insults. Shuush.

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Bumblebee: “Um, wow. So THAT sucked.” Irfan: “Yeah, well, your sister is a whore. What do you expect?”

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Aaaand, Gene ages up. Good timing, little dude. Hmph. Well, at least toddlers are a lot more interesting than babies.

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Awww, he’s such a cutie! And he has purple eyes. (: Muahahahah!

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Jupiter

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omfg the table lamp matches the SCONCE!

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Can you tell I’m getting lazy? Hmph. Well, this one e’re is Amelia, played by Hilary Swank. She’s a famous pilot, if you didn’t know. Anyways, possible traits- ambitious, creative, adventurous, other stuff. Meh.

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DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT LOOK! PRETTY FRENCH PICTURES!

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Er, so, here’s Amelia. Yeah, I kind of forgot to take any pictures of her…so just completely ignore the fact that I spent her infancy in France with some weird looking lady who explored yoda tombs. She’s got brown hair and I-don’t-remember-what-color eyes. She’s brave and good, and her favorites are Classical Music, Spaghetti, and Orange.

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Here she is with her naked father. I’m pretty sure she’s got brown eyes, but I can’t really tell.

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…Nice, er, squirrel, Bee. “Not really. I can’t decide what kind of nut it should be holding.” …Your Mom’s nuts. “Hmph.”

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Oi, WEIRD. He wasn’t tired, so I just let him stay out and play to build up his skills. Then, Eema comes over at like 3 AM and puts him in his crib. …. I don’t understand how she picked up him, but okay. On a different note, I got really sick of dealing with Leighton playing video games all night, so I moved them to the cemetery. No worries though, they’ll pop up again.

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GOD, he is so freakin’ absolutely ADORABLE. Squeee.

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Yawww! They’re so CUTE. Sorry, about the whole “excessive gushing” thing, but really. They’re both ridiculously cute-looking.

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Right, so in the paper it said that Mikaela got married and had a kid, so I figured it’d be a good time to bring the spares a bit back into the legacy. Er, starting with making Bee and Mik not nemeses. Is that a word? Meh. Bumblebee: “So, Mikaela, I really like your home. Isn’t it weird how my husband is your husband’s cousin?”

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Mikaela: “Hmph. I only settled for dopey over here because you stole Irfan away from me. I’ve always had a thing for the Bunch boys.”

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Bumblebee: “WHAT?! I aged Irfan up SPECIFICALLY to marry ME! You- you filthy little FISH SUCKER.” -Right, well, I guess THEY’RE not going to tie this up nicely. Er, fish sucker? Oh, shush. It’s difficult to come up with lots of PG-13 insults.

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Bee: “Hey, Leo. See you still haven’t gotten over that Halloween choker.” Leo: “Oh, shut up. It’s classy. Anyways, it’s been a long time, eh? You still frenemies with Mikaela?” Bee: “Leo, boys should not know the word ‘frenemies’. And no, we’re more like full-blown nemeses nowadays.” Leo: “That’s not a word.”

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Woooo! Yay for birthdays. Not really. I have NO clue why they even made a “young adult” stage. It doesn’t really accomplish ANYTHANG. Hmph. Ahh, well.

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Irfan: “Ha! Ha ha ha! You’re OLDDD!” Bee: “Oh, shut up, you goob. You’re next.”

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Yeah, so I felt like giving Bee a bit of a makeover. She’s old, and such, so, I felt that a mid-life crisis was fitting. “Hey!” Oh, shush, you old hag.

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Gene: “Happy birthday little sis!” Amelia: “I wuff you Gee.” Mmmhmm! It’s Amelia’s birthday too, which means that this chapter is nearly over!

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Mmm, sparkles. Amelia grew up pretty well, I think. She has Irfan’s nose, though, which is gross. Her new trait is adventurous.

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Alright, that’s it for now! Sorry about the huge delay between chapters, I had a lot of stuff going on this past month. I’m really excited about next chapter though, so it’ll be out super soon! Coming sometime in 2010 – The Cinemacy: Chapter 7 Adventure! PLOT! PLOT! Less writer’s block and bored-author syndrome! x brainfish