cinemacy 5

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WTF, Fate? The Cinemacy: Chapter 5 The cinemacy: Chapter 5 The cinemacy: Chapter 5

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Hey guys! Welcome back to The Cinemacy! This chapter pretty much kicked my butt. I got it out pretty quickly though, considering that my last chapter was out on Halloween. I’m proud. But yes, this chapter features lots of player-game hate. Really. I think my game developed the evil trait. IT ATE MY FACE. Read on, though. (: Oh, and, of course, chat me up on my boolprop thread. Onwards! x brainfish

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“Om nom! Nom! Mmm. Is tasteh.” Wtf. Has anyone else seen their sims eat fruit? They literally go all wolverine on it. I mean, I know EA tried to make eating times faster, but really. It takes me more than one bite to engulf an apple, jus’ saying. “*Swallows* Hmph. If I were Bumblebee, you wouldn’t mock me so!” Yes, isn’t it lovely?

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C’mon Mik. You can do it! “Pff. I know that. I’m contemplating whether or not I should steal his choker.”

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“Now, I warn you, dearest sister, if you dare snatch thy necklace from thy neck, I will KILL YOU.” *Snatches* “Well, in chess.” *Checkmate* “Ahem. Imaginary chess. In MY head. HA!”

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Eema: “Sam, now, Eema know you enjoy freeloading off mom and Leighton, but vreely! You’re too old for zis!”

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“Zink of zis! When you move out, you can haz unicorn parties!”

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“Mom, quite frankly, I really don’t feel like having a unicorn party. That, and we actually have to have the money to buy a house before anyone can move out. Also, your voice changed again! What the heck?!” Shut up! It’s more interesting. And, er, I don’t even remember why I made her speech coherent in the first place, so THERE.

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“Hmph! You just want me OUT, don’t you! What, now that I’m not heir, I’m not good enough for you?”

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“Sam, ve JUST had a plot bout zat! Agh, you just zike fazzer. At least go zook at prizes.”

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Hmph. So, the cheapest house is like, 16,000. Not too bad, but really, I wanted to move all of the spares out, and any house you can buy with 16 grand won’t cut it.

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Yes, Sam, I’m sure that writing a police report on your own family will really earn you points with your boss – (thus, a promotion! Thus, no more space-taking irritating spares!). You do realize that the two richest families in SunVal are across the street?

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“Hmm…I sense…treachery!” Hmph. All he found was a bunch of mood-lite candles, newspapers, and trash. Oh, and the final bit of dirt? A giant space rock. Yeah.

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This thing. OMFG. How would it fit in the trash can? WTF. Anywhoo, that sold off for a nice three grand. Huzzah for no spares!

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“Brainy, do I really have to do this?” Hmm, what’s that? “Move in with my retarded brothers?! UGH! It’ll be heck!” What, you can say “retarded” but not “hell”? What kind of person are you?! “You’re evading the point!” I know, get in the car.

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This is irritating. I had to kick them out, because for some reason my game glitched and I couldn’t NOT make them the active household. Anyhow, magical car spawned, and I WAS going to follow them to their new house, but my game was WAY too laggy. So, for some lame reason, no one in the house had them registered as friends, so I had to go into friggin’ edit town to find their friggin’ house! YARGH!

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Ugh, anyways, here it is. It’s really nice, and I have no IDEA where they got the money from, but now they’re broke, so.

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Ahem, back at the home lot… Crap. Really? Like, an hour after I moved every one else out, Optimus ages. WTF

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Mm. He’s pretty. Spam?!

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Sam: “Now, little man, I’mma have to write you up.” Optimus: “What the eff? What for?!” Sam: “For being TOO AWESOME.” …

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“…plus.” KAY. Good. Now, move in. /edit town

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Yaww. This is sad! In game, it was like 3 in the morning when I split the household and merged Opty with the other spares. Back at the main legacy lot, there was only his empty, unmade bed. I’m actually really anxious about letting them go off and age on their own. *sniff.*

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Hmph. Now for some spouse-searching. Bee, you realize that he’s old, right? “Pff, everyone in this friggin’ town is old! I’ll be lucky to find one who isn’t all gray!” Seriously. All the original base-game townies are old farts now. LAME.

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Hmph, you know what? Bumblebee, just give up. I know he’s old, and his name is Simon, but he HAS PURPLE EYES. PURPLE. Squee.

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I have discovered something EPIC. The sims apparently have Windows. You know why? (ps; this is AMAZING.) If you have them chat with another sim, they’ll go and sit down and randomly start talking to someone. (Duh). That’s not that amazing.

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One of their messages won’t send or something, and they start smashing the mouse. ! Oh, don’t worry, that’s not it.

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They head desk. I swear to effing god, THEY HEADDESK. Garg, I’m trying SO hard to get a picture of it, but really! They do it so friggin’ fast. I WILL GET A PICTURE. And you will see. It is EFFING AMAZING.

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Oh, and two more things! Look familiar? Yes, I think so too. I’m almost like, 80% positive that that’s supposed to be MTS. I mean, really! How amazing is that? Oh, and this… >

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BOOLPROP! Yeah, I’m pretty much more sure about this one. They even have the picture up top! REALLY. This is EPIC.

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Oh, come on! Really?! Wtf. Kill my buzz, why don’t you.

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…And he steals the toilet. Great, now my sims have a bad moodlet for NOTHING.

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Ahem, speaking of bad moodlets…

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Hmm. Nifty! At least you get to see their ghost right away! Leighton: “Hey! I’m dead! Can’t you be the least bit upset?!” NOPE! If it’s the only thing you’re good for, it’s exploring the realms of DEATH.

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“OMFG! MY MATE! /HEARTBREAK!” Er, yes, I do realize that she’s in the bathroom…and he died in the living room. My game kept crashing, and, yeah, well, just imagine that she can see through walls.

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HOLYEFFINGSHEET! Why is he so scary? The friggin’ music alone set the back of my neck on fire! Agh! Wth, Eaxis! Isn’t this game supposed to be for children?

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“Agh! Death!” Really, I don’t know why you’re so upset. Leighton was lame, anyways. I got more upset moving the spares out!

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“Soo. Dad’s dead.” “…plus!” … That’s more like it!

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Ahh, of course. FINALLY, jesus, bumblebee! You’re friggin’ dad died before you became an adult! …Even though Eema was supposed to die first, but whatever.

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“Agk! Green! No! Why is there so much green?! I don’t like green!” Oh, shut up and twirl.

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Squee! *Dances*. She’s EFFING gorgeous. Yeah, I felt like making her a normal blonde again. But she’s still edgy, see? Er, yeah, I had her in purple pants, but they were ugly. Oh, shut up. It’s not that slutty! Ooh, by the way, her last trait is Easily-Impressed, LTW: Max Creativity and Writing.

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Agh! What the eff are you wearing?! Dresser. NOW. Hmph. The rest of her outfits weren’t ANY better. Sims really cannot dress themselves.

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“Hey, so, sxy purple eyed man, do you have a wife?!” “No, I do not! And because the coding in this game is weird, I do not find it strange that you would ask me such a question before I even know your name!”

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Bee: “*sniff* It’s just, so hard! My dad died, you know! *cry cry*.” Simon: “Pretty purple eyes. FTW!”

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…Bumblebee, wtf. Er… I have no idea how to change this. It’s not set to any of her other outfits! “Shut up! You like to listen to the Veronicas in the shower –” HEY! The Veronicas are an amazing band! Full of merit! Don’t – “And I like to shower looking like a tiger! It’s completely normal.”

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Omfg. This guy is pretty much a douche. He went to EVERY SINGLE ONE of the mirrors in the house and primped. LAME.

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Hmph. I see you’re well on your way towards the Illustrious Author, eh Bumbles? “Shush! I’m trying to perfect this griddle!” … I thought that was a tennis racket…?

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Woo, Bumbles. You’re a considerably better kisser than Sam! … “You would know?” NO! it’s just, he all went and ate Michelle’s face and you’re just lightly – you know what, SHUT UP.

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*creepy purple stare*

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“So, I know you’re old and everything, but you can’t be too far into adulthood. So, will you be my boyfriend?”

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*hypnotic purpleness.* “Yes, that’s right, of course I’ll be your boyfriend. And you don’t care about my age at all…” “Well, actually, it’s kind of creepy…” “NO! YOU DON’T CARE! YOU LIKE OLD CREEPY MEN!” “I like creepy old men.”

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Bee: “Oh, Simon, you’re so old!” “SHUT UP. I’M STILL YOUNG!”

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Bee: “I want your old wrinklyness! Marry me?”

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“OMFG! YES YES YES! Ooooh, that’s so sweet!” “…Wait, hold on a second, I don’t want to marry you, you’re old!” “*purple hypnosis* YES. BUMBLEBEE, YOU LOVE ME.” “I love you Simon.”

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“…But you’re still old!” “NO I’m NOT! SHUSH!”

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“Er, Simon, shouldn’t this be illegal? I mean, I’m barely 18!” “No, not at all, dear. Love me and my purpleness.” “*drools.”

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“Good morning, lover! Aren’t you excited for our wedding tonight?’ “Er, not quite. Don’t touch me, you youngster.” Hokay, wtf. I don’t like Simon. Hmph.

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Aweee! Bumbles, you look so pretty! Are you excited? “No, not really. He’s really old. And late. And Mikaela is wearing my dress.” …Well that’s an issue.

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“Er, Mik, do you think you could change?” “OMFG! I’m so sorry, is the dress too white?” “Er, no, it’s just…kind of, the same one that I’m wearing.” Hmph. Where is that fiancée of yours, anyways?

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“Er, Simon, you’re late. And you’re not even in a tux! WTF?” “I’m not late. I’m fashionably on time. And you don’t want me to wear a tux.” “What? Yes you are! And this is my wedding! Of course I want you to look like a penquin!” *hypnosis* “Aww, you look so sexy in your casual sweater! Let’s get married!

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Big crowd, eh? I love how there’s like 2 people actually in formal wear.

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Yawww.

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Yay me! Throw that rice!

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! He is ONE day. ONE DAY away from elderhood. OMFG. That is SO EFFING OBNOXIOUS. OMFG! You’re dead, Mr. Purple Ey- *creepy death noises.* Er, hold that thought.

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EEMA! NO! Do you really have to die at your daughter’s wedding? WTF. “Er, I’m not dying.” What? Hmph.

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… Okay, Michelle. Die at your WOULD BE SISTER-IN-LAW’s wedding! wtf.

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Death. WTF. Why do you have to be so creepy? *Sniff* I want my hula girls.

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Bee: “Mm, sexy. Let’s baby make.” “So, you don’t care that I get old tomorrow?” “Nope, not at all!” “Score!”

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Simon: “I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, Bumbles.” Bee: “Oh, yes. I had a fantastic time. *wink.*”

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“You know, I never really thought my hypnosis would work! I’m better at this than I thought.” “Oh, dear, there’s something I need to talk to you about.”

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“Do you HONESTLY think that a bubbly little thing like me could be seen with an OLD FART like you? It’s over, Simon! Get out, before your skin folds start drooping all over the furniture!” “Er, crap! Uh, *hypnosis*, YOU LOVE ME.”

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“Nope. Not anymore, buddy boy. I’m done. GET OUT!”

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“Hmph. *purple glare*.”

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“Blerghh! Oh…NOE!” Muahahahaha. (:

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“Oh, Mom! I love you! Simon and I broke up.” “I know, dear. He was too old for you anyways. Now, I’m going to go complete an opportunity at the Science Lab. Why don’t you go to the park?”

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OH NO! BUMBLEBEE, GET OVER HERE!!! CRAP. I heard the creepy death stinger, and I couldn’t figure out where it came from. By the time I got here, well, it was too late. WTF. My game is EATING MY FACE.

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“*Waaaah! WTF is THIS! My – my mooooommmmyyy!”

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“*Sniff.* You have GOT to be kidding me. First, I get married to a wrinkly loser, then my MOM dies? WTF, fate?! *sniff*.”

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Oh…oh no. “…really? You have GOT to be kidding me. Well, fine. Kid, even if your dad is a cow, I’ll give you the best life I can…as a single MOTHER. *cry cry*.”

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That’s all for now, guys! I hope you enjoyed! Make sure to visit my thread at boolprop.com. Comments and criticism are always welcome, as well as pointless chat! (: x brainfish