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This here, is Eema Theatric, our cavewomanish founder. 10 points
to whoever can guess what the founding generation's movie is!
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Eema: "Eema don't understand vat EYE - OHE- DUBBYA means!""In Other Words, DUH!"Pfff, get with the times. Wait, that's right, you're from like....
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DING DING DING! If your answer was "YEAR ONE", you win!A completely boring movie that after all, was rated pg-13, and thus
couldn't be that funny but would have been hilarious if it had been
written to be rated R.Notable cast includes:Jack BlackMichael Cera
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"Eema", played by Juno Temple, is a naive virgin / slave-girl who
bangs Michael Cera. Protagonist, slutty mc slut slut. Kind of.
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"Bang? Vat mean bang?!"Um, snu snu?
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"SNU SNU!!!"This Eema is a young adult cavewoman, with the traits of:Brave, Flirty, Good, Hopeless Romantic, LuckyFavorites: Electronica, Fish And Chips, Spice BrownLTW: Be Surrounded by Family (Raise 5 children from toddlers to teens)
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"Er, is you done yet?"Well, sorry for the short intro, but I'm tired, and I wanted to establish
this legacy of mine. Next time, on The Cinemacy:Will Eema find her "Oh"?
Will I ever get enough time off of work to actually put lengthy chapters out?Will summer school ever end?DUN DUN DUN.