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Story of Tyson and the foo egg

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FOO FOR THOUGHT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

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Happy birthday to Edna Jean, a truly unique person, sort of like the foo bird. The foo bird is extremely rare; in fact, only one special dog has ever seen one. This dog’s name is Tyson.

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One fateful day, Tyson broke out of doggie jail to begin his search of the legendary foo bird.

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He rode his bike way, way, waaaaaay out into the country. [tybo-hd] BUDA, TX Population 203

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Eventually, he came upon a huge nest filled with a brightly colored egg. A foo egg.

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He decided to steal the egg and take it back to his owner, Edna for her birthday.

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But he had only taken a few steps when the giant foo bird swooped down on him ...

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… and covered him in the foulest smelling bird droppings you could ever imagine.

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Tyson dropped the egg and ran for his life.

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He tried hard not to puke from the stench. He frantically searched for a way to get the poo off!

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Luckily, he came upon his Aunt Bea’s pond where he eased in and washed off the reeking poo.

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Alas, that was his undoing, because when Aunt Bea found out what Tyson had done to her pond, she was furious and cast a spell on him as punishment. “Ish bibbley oten doten Tybo skedeeten doten whaddum catchoo!” SHAZAM!

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The moral of the story?

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IF THE FOO SHITS, WEAR IT! Have aviary happy birfday! Love, Arvis & Jade