logging in or signing up A Day In the Life argent_fish Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 236 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: May 17, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: A Day In The Life Or How the hell do I fit one hour of exercise into my schedule? By Lupe Flores Slide 2: 1. The Start Of A Brand New Day Slide 3: Wakey, wakey! Slide 4: Alarm clocks suck. Slide 5: WTF?!?!? Slide 6: Let’s start the day off right, shall we? Slide 7: Hmmm… Slide 8: Let’s start the day off BETTER. Slide 9: An Important Point to Remember… Lupe has the metabolism of a Sloth Slide 10: Lupe = Slide 11: Sloth Slide 12: 2. School Slide 13: The eager scholar at the beginning of class Slide 14: Five minutes in… Slide 15: Ten minutes later… Slide 16: And about halfway through. Slide 17: Oh. Yeah. Slide 18: 3. WORK Slide 19: The work day at the Palo Alto College Writing Center starts with the boss asking if I’ve been drinking coffee all morning. Slide 20: Why no. I haven’t. Slide 21: First appointment; a student with no clue on how to start an essay. He’s misplaced the syllabus so he doesn’t quite know what the assignment is… Slide 22: He’s missed most of the classes during the semester, he doesn’t have an outline, and he reads at a 4th grade level… Slide 23: And the paper’s due in 30 minutes Slide 24: RAARRARRARRRRARARAAGGHHGHGH!!!!!!!! Slide 25: Eventually, things settle down at work. Slide 26: Oh. Yeah. Slide 27: 4. Home Slide 28: Once home, it’s time to pwn some noobs on Halo 3 before the girlfriend gets back… Slide 29: Oh yeah, your ass is mine… Slide 30: Oh yeah!!! GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slide 31: What the hell!?!?!?!?! That guy’s totally hacking!!! Slide 32: Eat it, hacker noob punk-ass, LULZFTW!! Slide 33: Hey! It’s my girlfriend, The Fabulous Kelli Ford! Hi Kelli! How was your day? Slide 34: It was okay! One of the girls in my history class totally hates me, right? And she was like, “What?” And I was like, “Excuse me?” And she was like, “Oh no, not even!” Slide 35: So then I was like, “Omigod, you don’t even know!” And then she was like, “Uh-uh!” but then she said she liked my shoes and asked me where I got them, and then we were totally best friends… Slide 36: And then she was telling me about a dream she had last night, which totally reminded me of MY dream last night, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 37: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 38: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 39: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 40: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 41: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 42: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 43: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 44: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 45: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotally!So how was your day, sweetheart? Slide 46: 5. The Conundrum Slide 47: I can’t give up work. And I can’t give up school. Slide 48: And I’m kinda fond of The Fabulous Kelli Ford. So… Slide 49: Goodbye, Halo 3. It was a love not meant to last. Slide 50: You have been usurped by a harsher mistress. Slide 51: If I knew it would hurt this much leaving you, I never would have fallen for you in the first place… Slide 52: Someday we’ll meet again, my love. Someday… Slide 53: We can make this is a good thing. We’re on the road to fitness, to good health…! Slide 54: YEAH! All right! Whoo! This rawks! Get some, get some…! Slide 55: FAIL Slide 56: Oh. Yeah. Slide 57: FINIS Slide 58: Credits Lupe Flores as Himself The Fabulous Kelli Ford as Herself Chulo the Teddy Bear as Himself Val Hernandez as Val The Boss Gabriel Fernandez as The Stoopid Student Slide 59: Script by Lupe Flores Photography by The Fabulous Kelli Ford All Rights Reserved. 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A Day In the Life argent_fish Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 236 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: May 17, 2008 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: A Day In The Life Or How the hell do I fit one hour of exercise into my schedule? By Lupe Flores Slide 2: 1. The Start Of A Brand New Day Slide 3: Wakey, wakey! Slide 4: Alarm clocks suck. Slide 5: WTF?!?!? Slide 6: Let’s start the day off right, shall we? Slide 7: Hmmm… Slide 8: Let’s start the day off BETTER. Slide 9: An Important Point to Remember… Lupe has the metabolism of a Sloth Slide 10: Lupe = Slide 11: Sloth Slide 12: 2. School Slide 13: The eager scholar at the beginning of class Slide 14: Five minutes in… Slide 15: Ten minutes later… Slide 16: And about halfway through. Slide 17: Oh. Yeah. Slide 18: 3. WORK Slide 19: The work day at the Palo Alto College Writing Center starts with the boss asking if I’ve been drinking coffee all morning. Slide 20: Why no. I haven’t. Slide 21: First appointment; a student with no clue on how to start an essay. He’s misplaced the syllabus so he doesn’t quite know what the assignment is… Slide 22: He’s missed most of the classes during the semester, he doesn’t have an outline, and he reads at a 4th grade level… Slide 23: And the paper’s due in 30 minutes Slide 24: RAARRARRARRRRARARAAGGHHGHGH!!!!!!!! Slide 25: Eventually, things settle down at work. Slide 26: Oh. Yeah. Slide 27: 4. Home Slide 28: Once home, it’s time to pwn some noobs on Halo 3 before the girlfriend gets back… Slide 29: Oh yeah, your ass is mine… Slide 30: Oh yeah!!! GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slide 31: What the hell!?!?!?!?! That guy’s totally hacking!!! Slide 32: Eat it, hacker noob punk-ass, LULZFTW!! Slide 33: Hey! It’s my girlfriend, The Fabulous Kelli Ford! Hi Kelli! How was your day? Slide 34: It was okay! One of the girls in my history class totally hates me, right? And she was like, “What?” And I was like, “Excuse me?” And she was like, “Oh no, not even!” Slide 35: So then I was like, “Omigod, you don’t even know!” And then she was like, “Uh-uh!” but then she said she liked my shoes and asked me where I got them, and then we were totally best friends… Slide 36: And then she was telling me about a dream she had last night, which totally reminded me of MY dream last night, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 37: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 38: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 39: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 40: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 41: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 42: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 43: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 44: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotallyblahblahblahblahblahblah… Slide 45: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotally!So how was your day, sweetheart? Slide 46: 5. The Conundrum Slide 47: I can’t give up work. And I can’t give up school. Slide 48: And I’m kinda fond of The Fabulous Kelli Ford. So… Slide 49: Goodbye, Halo 3. It was a love not meant to last. Slide 50: You have been usurped by a harsher mistress. Slide 51: If I knew it would hurt this much leaving you, I never would have fallen for you in the first place… Slide 52: Someday we’ll meet again, my love. Someday… Slide 53: We can make this is a good thing. We’re on the road to fitness, to good health…! Slide 54: YEAH! All right! Whoo! This rawks! Get some, get some…! Slide 55: FAIL Slide 56: Oh. Yeah. Slide 57: FINIS Slide 58: Credits Lupe Flores as Himself The Fabulous Kelli Ford as Herself Chulo the Teddy Bear as Himself Val Hernandez as Val The Boss Gabriel Fernandez as The Stoopid Student Slide 59: Script by Lupe Flores Photography by The Fabulous Kelli Ford All Rights Reserved. Copies of this presentation may not be made for either personal use or display, else I will totally open up a can of whup ass on you –and you don’t want that. No teddy bears were injured during the production of this presentation.