A Day In the Life

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A Day In The Life Or How the hell do I fit one hour of exercise into my schedule? By Lupe Flores

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1. The Start Of A Brand New Day

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Wakey, wakey!

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Alarm clocks suck.

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WTF?!?!?

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Let’s start the day off right, shall we?

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Hmmm…

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Let’s start the day off BETTER.

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An Important Point to Remember… Lupe has the metabolism of a Sloth

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Lupe =

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Sloth

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2. School

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The eager scholar at the beginning of class

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Five minutes in…

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Ten minutes later…

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And about halfway through.

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Oh. Yeah.

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3. WORK

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The work day at the Palo Alto College Writing Center starts with the boss asking if I’ve been drinking coffee all morning.

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Why no. I haven’t.

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First appointment; a student with no clue on how to start an essay. He’s misplaced the syllabus so he doesn’t quite know what the assignment is…

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He’s missed most of the classes during the semester, he doesn’t have an outline, and he reads at a 4th grade level…

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And the paper’s due in 30 minutes

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RAARRARRARRRRARARAAGGHHGHGH!!!!!!!!

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Eventually, things settle down at work.

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Oh. Yeah.

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4. Home

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Once home, it’s time to pwn some noobs on Halo 3 before the girlfriend gets back…

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Oh yeah, your ass is mine…

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Oh yeah!!! GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What the hell!?!?!?!?! That guy’s totally hacking!!!

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Eat it, hacker noob punk-ass, LULZFTW!!

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Hey! It’s my girlfriend, The Fabulous Kelli Ford! Hi Kelli! How was your day?

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It was okay! One of the girls in my history class totally hates me, right? And she was like, “What?” And I was like, “Excuse me?” And she was like, “Oh no, not even!”

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So then I was like, “Omigod, you don’t even know!” And then she was like, “Uh-uh!” but then she said she liked my shoes and asked me where I got them, and then we were totally best friends…

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And then she was telling me about a dream she had last night, which totally reminded me of MY dream last night, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah…

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Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahtotally!So how was your day, sweetheart?

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5. The Conundrum

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I can’t give up work. And I can’t give up school.

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And I’m kinda fond of The Fabulous Kelli Ford. So…

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Goodbye, Halo 3. It was a love not meant to last.

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You have been usurped by a harsher mistress.

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If I knew it would hurt this much leaving you, I never would have fallen for you in the first place…

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Someday we’ll meet again, my love. Someday…

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We can make this is a good thing. We’re on the road to fitness, to good health…!

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YEAH! All right! Whoo! This rawks! Get some, get some…!

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FAIL

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Oh. Yeah.

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FINIS

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Credits Lupe Flores as Himself The Fabulous Kelli Ford as Herself Chulo the Teddy Bear as Himself Val Hernandez as Val The Boss Gabriel Fernandez as The Stoopid Student

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Script by Lupe Flores Photography by The Fabulous Kelli Ford All Rights Reserved. Copies of this presentation may not be made for either personal use or display, else I will totally open up a can of whup ass on you –and you don’t want that. No teddy bears were injured during the production of this presentation.